Womanese 101. Translating Women Talk for the Simps

[Mike Nasty]

It's like the women in the comments are auto-generated. They really can't come up with a different response than "who hurt you?".

 

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Then comments...

 

[Gold]

Pretty accurate. Just reinforces that men and women are pretty terrible at communicating with one another honestly

 

[Afro]

All of these quotes and translations are from one vantage point with no context.

Seek women advice online from men you don't know, Coli Brehs.

The Men around me are terrible with women, so what I look like asking the bench warmers to help me get to the championships

 

[semicko82]

you don’t deal with women that much do you. Cause they ALL say the same thing “I got a boyfriend” translation- I’m not into you like that/keep trying I want to see if you really want me

 

[AsTheWorldBurns]

Does the manosphere view women as one single hivemind with the same thoughts and personalities, because talking points like this seem to indicate as much.

Such narrow world view would explain why they have little to no success with women and why most of them end up becoming incels.

I actually love nikkas like this because they’re so easy to break using their own rigid standards on how they view women.

When the rules are black and white, its actually get easier to play the game.

 

[Cape Town JHB]

When they wanna fukk you bad, they never mention having a BF or being married.

 

[semicko82]

When they wanna fukk you bad, they never mention having a BF or being married.

Ouch
Or if they do mention they have a BF or married they don’t give a shyt

 

[-deleted-]

Is he @Speaking Womanese ?

 

[OaklandCertified]

All facts I got a homeboy that’s about to fall for the “I need space” line I told his ass if y’all separate you’ll be a damn fool to get back with her

Facts. She bout to go fukk some other dude then try to come back.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Pretty accurate. Just reinforces that men and women are pretty terrible at communicating with one another honestly

Not terrible. Just refuse to be direct for various reasons such as fear, selfishness, greed, or just don’t want to be honest.

 

[Afro]

When they wanna fukk you bad, they never mention having a BF or being married.

Mom was in the hospital, me and my dad were in the ER.

An Ex comes through on some wassup


She gives me a two minute run down of where she works, her work schedule, etc etc.

All unsolicited.

Dude comes out the bathroom and shes like "Oh yea, this is my fiance "

Me and my dad are like

No lies told man, some women be like that

 

[Negus in Detroit]

Facts. She bout to go fukk some other dude then try to come back.

That’s exactly what I told him

 

[semicko82]

I actually love nikkas like this because they’re so easy to break using their own rigid standards on how they view women.

When the rules are black and white, its actually get easier to play the game.

Guess who taught them to use those rigid standards

 

[Cape Town JHB]

"It feels like we've known each other forever "

Translation : you look the part/stroke game is meam, so I have to justify to myself, why I'm going to have your babies/letting you hit raw, even though I hardly know you.