Womanese 101. Translating Women Talk for the Simps

[Wild self]

It’s sad that dating is this way all these games you got to play

but adding to the thread


“I’ll let you know” = just enjoy your night breh she ain’t gonna text back

In this feminist-driven single mother households from the 90s onwards, you gotta take whatever advantage you have and PLAYFULLY flip it against her. Call her thirsty or an undercover stalker. Women who play games, are not even worth it.

 

[Cape Town JHB]

"I'm in my 30s and I don't have any kids"

Translation : I never allowed ugly brehs to cum inside of me when I was enjoying their tricking money and the few pretty boys I let impregnate me, I killed/aborted those kids coz I was still deep in my hoeing phase

 

[Nigerianwonder]

When a woman is really into you they don't play games,they are always available, and all their "rules" go out the window. It's really that simple.

 

[semicko82]

"I'm in my 30s and I don't have any kids"

Translation : I never allowed ugly brehs to cum inside of me when I was enjoying their tricking money and the few pretty boys I let impregnate me, I killed/aborted those kids coz I was still deep in my hoeing phase

 

[knl14]

Half of these are accurate, the other half are BS.

 

[Cape Town JHB]

"I made a lot of mistakes when I was younger"

Translation : when I was in my physical peak (16-29yrs), I thought all those perks I was getting due to my youth/beauty were gonna last forever.
Now that I've fallen off/hit the wall(mod 30s or after a pregnancy) I'm being forced to actually make better decisions coz all those options have dried up

 

[The Guru]

Pretty common thing to hear. Lot of women told me their ex was a piece of shyt.What i tend to suspect at that time is accountability is not there. Only ONCE did a woman tell me she was a part of her previous marriage failing. Had me

 

[Hagendas]

Half of these are accurate, the other half are BS.

which are wrong

 

[mattw1313]

All facts I got a homeboy that’s about to fall for the “I need space” line I told his ass if y’all separate you’ll be a damn fool to get back with her

don't let him breh

I fell for that shyt once upon a time. never again

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Does the manosphere view women as one single hivemind with the same thoughts and personalities, because talking points like this seem to indicate as much.

Such narrow world view would explain why they have little to no success with women and why most of them end up becoming incels.

Spoken like a true woman
Women never hold other women accountable
Guaranteed you don’t give this type of advice to the men you love in your family
Unless you hate them nikkas just as much as you hate civilian nikkas
Even dyke bytches concur with these statements
But you don’t eat p*ssy so you wouldn’t understand
Keep fighting the good fight sis

 

[Hagendas]

“Men are trash” = the dudes Im attracted to pump and dump me and now I want some simps attention

 

[Cape Town JHB]

"you can always tell the type of man by the relationship he has with his mother"

Translation : I hope your mother turned you into an emotional p*ssy whipped wimp that chases female validation so that you can immediately bow down to my bs without me having to do much. Coz if you're willing to G-Check your own mother, I don't stand a chance

 

[MBwithadream]

"I'm in my 30s and I don't have any kids"

Translation : I never allowed ugly brehs to cum inside of me when I was enjoying their tricking money and the few pretty boys I let impregnate me, I killed/aborted those kids coz I was still deep in my hoeing phase

The kids

 

[Cape Town JHB]

"Women don't dress for men, we dress for other women"



Translation :

the other pretty women are fukkking the men that I desire. So when I come accross those women I want them to see me as a potential threat... So I can feel vicariously sexy to her man, via her jealously

This one is Dee fellas

 

[The Wall Is Undefeated!]

In this feminist-driven single mother households from the 90s onwards, you gotta take whatever advantage you have and PLAYFULLY flip it against her. Call her thirsty or an undercover stalker. Women who play games, are not even worth it.

At the bolded part - End thread. Nothing more to say.