Womanese 101. Translating Women Talk for the Simps

[Neuromancer]

Somebody said women are on code like racist white people.

 

[ChuckTaylor84]

Girl offered to help me with some homework the next day.

Day comes and I ask her what time she coming over and that i'll order some dinner. She gives me the time only to say she'll leave in an hour for a Bday party told her it's cool. I'll figure it out myself.

 

[Redwood]

Somebody said women are on code like racist white people.

Damn

 

[8WON6]

Why do women want to deny the truth so much? I don't get it

Some of them say alot of shyt to make themselves look good so they aren't seen as the villain in all this shyt.

 

[MischievousMonkey]

I stand by those translations

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Someone tell me what it means when you mention her bf she gives you a disgusted look cause I’m not into this chick like that, but when I mention him, her face turns sour. You know when another women mentions a guy your suppose to change the subject, but when I do it she gives me this like I did something wrong. She always change the subject to sports,school or something. It’s weird

If she is down to smash you, why would she want to talk about her bf?

That would make her feel guilty. You're suppoerr to be making her forget that she even has a bf in the moment when she's around you.

Women have consciences just like anybody else. They move foul as hell but if you throw it in their face, they will feel guilty.

You're supposed to be giving her plausible deniability, not throwing her bf in her face.

 

[The Fade]

Who hurt you/him = damn they/he figured it out

 

[BuckFilly]

 

[Crayola Coyote]

If she is down to smash you, why would she want to talk about her bf?

That would make her feel guilty. You're suppoerr to be making her forget that she even has a bf in the moment when she's around you.

Women have consciences just like anybody else. They move foul as hell but if you throw it in their face, they will feel guilty.

You're supposed to be giving her plausible deniability, not throwing her bf in her face.

oh my bad

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Some of them say alot of shyt to make themselves look good so they aren't seen as the villain in all this shyt.

this. By nature they are “people pleasers.” They want everyone to like them.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

The Men around me are terrible with women, so what I look like asking the bench warmers to help me get to the championships

Dawg… that line is cold

 

[BaggerofTea]

Many (not most) women have been abused and neglected in their childhood which in turn hones their manipulation, lying and gaslighting techniques.

Of course many lack real emotional depth as well.

Sociopathy is the word

 

[BaggerofTea]

this. By nature they are “people pleasers.” They want everyone to like them.

No my brother.

Its a the techniques of manipulation and gaslighting that serve as coping techniques for severe anxiety.

Think Donald Trump in the female body.

 

[BaggerofTea]

I actually love nikkas like this because they’re so easy to break using their own rigid standards on how they view women.

When the rules are black and white, its actually get easier to play the game.

Women are the apex predator.

Most species on the planet, the female sex is the hunter and predator.

Thats no different with human beings.

Men just have big egos which blind us to reality.

 

[Kornball The Conqueror]

"Only animals need handling"