I'm laughing at her too scared to get on the porch. But in my culture also there's night runners. Go around the place butt ass naked with weird shyt on them. Running tirelessly in the night. Then they come to your crib and bug you. Dudes will be throwing stones on top of your roof. Hitting your windows. Knocking on your doors. Rattling everything. And laughing the whole time. Then they on some chemical that it's hard to catch them. The few times people have put hands on them they end up getting blisters and shyt. It's an open secret people know who they are. Normal looking cat during the day. Some sort of demon at night. Some of their claims is that they are able to control wild animals too. Run into breh at night roaming with a hippo.
Damn, what country you from bruh bruh