You probably have difficulty properly wiping your own ass, and you think you can talk down on anyone? Do you have to stand just to properly wipe?
Already answered this...
"1. If you've ever seen the Rob and Big episode where Big turns the sofa into a toilet, you'll understand. Usually have to hit a squat or stand up (way worse)."
You think you're clowning...but again,
Still incredibly handsome, still lightskin, still smell good, still dress great, still wear $500 Vita Mach Three sunglasses, still get girls.
...most of all, still don't like fat or dark skin bytches (sorry I'm offending you fatty).