Wife caught our 4 year old beating off to porn... :mjlol: (Update: Day Care Looking For the Parents)

[Da King]

Me and my wife were in the living room looking for a Halloween costume for the baby. I didn't notice it, but wife wife noticed that out son's room was mighty quiet. I think it was so noticeable becuz our daughter was outside playing and their TVs are usually competing to see which is loudest.

She's walking towards and I guess he could hear the footsteps. All I hear is "What the hell is going on in here?" He tried to wiggle his way out of it but finally confessed to what he was doing. . He told her that he was pulling his thing and that it felt good.

Funniest part about the whole thing was that he would not let her see what he was watching, so she was able to pull it up on her tablet. It was some girl on girl shyt . She was sad and confused and asked me to talk to him. I talked to him and told him that he was too little to be watching that kinda stuff and told him next time he'll be in trouble. Then he went on to ask me, "Daddy, do girls usually do that to each other ?"

I went on to have a small birds and bees conversation with him and that was that. Kid wasn't even embarrassed. Not sure if that's good or bad. But it sure as hell was funny.

Two things I took from this...

1. I didn't know they had this shyt on NetFlix.
2. At least it wasn't two dudes.

at 4 years old doe?


if he already hooked on porn that early his sex game is going to be fukked up before he even hits high school

 

[plushcarpet]

im telling you, future generations are going to be phucked up individuals all because of so much access to porn and social media

 

[Ashley Banks]

The only people he's around consistently are me and my wife. The only thing I can think of is me not having a parental lock on the TV. He probably found some softcore shyt on Cinemax on a late night or something. But I can't jump into accusing people of sexual assault. That's too serious of an accusation to just be spouting it out like it's nothing.

I knw my son. He's a curious kid with ADHD. He doesn't think things thru before doing them.

late at night? nikka he's four what is he doing up late at night?

you can' t think of anyone he's been around outside of you and your wife? Cousins, family friends etc? If he's doing that at four there is a high chance that he's being abused. You better watch him, you gonna be raising the next Josh duggar.

 

[Tommy Sheppard]

You nikkas didn't like girls in pre-k and kinder?

I don't recall myself going as far as my son did, but I used to be physically attracted to girls when I was his age.

no 4 year old kid is thinking about sex or should be, and if they are like a few other posters said you should seek counseling for your kid.


I used to work with kids and the ones who were that young and had issues with playing with themselves were molested.


does he wet the bed by any chance? if so then this might be a even bigger issue.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

OP, I urge you to teach your son the values and principles of #TeamNoFap before it's too late.

Flip flap flippity flap, let us all join #TeamNoFap

 

[patscorpio]

im telling you, future generations are going to be phucked up individuals all because of so much access to porn and social media

I mean even the porn when I was young that I came across was normal 80s porn. The porn today is too demonic for words.

 

[plushcarpet]

I mean even the porn when I was young that I came across was normal 80s porn. The porn today is too demonic for words.

right, and we didn't have access to it at 4yrs old either

 

[H@LLOW]

Where he get the idea from? How he know how to navigate Netflix at 4 yr? Someone needs to call child protective services if you ask me.

 

[notwhoiusedtobe]

I took early childhood development when I was pursuing a degree in secondary FLan education, but even outside of that - this isn't normal. And if you aren't full of shyt, you still aren't normal for thinking this is funny. Something's very wrong, either way and I hope, for the world's sake, you don't have children.


shyt, like this is the reason I don't want children. Too many sickos out here raising babies. I wouldn't want my child to deal with their offspring later in life.

Eta: Another one for the bushes

 

[Trajan]

I took early childhood development when I was pursuing a degree in secondary FLan education, but even outside of that - this isn't normal. And if you aren't full of shyt, you still aren't normal for thinking this is funny. Something's very wrong, either way and I hope, for the world's sake, you don't have children.


shyt, like this is the reason I don't want children. Too many sickos out here raising babies. I wouldn't want my child to deal with their offspring later in life.

Eta: Another one for the bushes

I've never seen OP trolling.

I doubt he'd troll about his kid.

 

[notwhoiusedtobe]

I've never seen OP trolling.

I doubt he'd troll about his kid.

That's sad, then

 

[MufasaChoppa]

deja vu

 

[Max B]

At 4 years old?!!

 

[KravenMorehead™]

You should be arrested for child pornography

 

[InDePickWest]

I'm surprised dudes aint in here being hyper masculine and congratulating your son on being so sexual. Unexpected dopeness.

Kids aren't supposed to be interested in sex. I remember having this life sized (bigger than me at 4 lol) stuffed animal my dad won me at the fair. One day I climbed over MoMo (yes MoMo) and it rubbed my spot. I used to do that every day for years and when my dad threw him away when I was 6 1/2 I cried. lol.

With that being said, make sure no ones touching ya kid cuz I got plenty of nephews at that age from fitty lim brothers and NONE of them are interested in anything but basketball, rough housing and Spiderman video games.