Wife caught our 4 year old beating off to porn... :mjlol: (Update: Day Care Looking For the Parents)

[Jesus]

This nikka trying to joke about himself raising the next Bill Cosby?

 

[Raptor]

I reallly do hope its Or else ur kid has some serious psychological issues. I wasnt even thinking about girls like that when i was 4, I was too busy worrying about girl cooties and Dragonball z

 

[Jayou Ayen]

Believe a poster who reacts to his 4 yr old son's troubling behavior with a smilie, brehs.



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[miranda]

The only people he's around consistently are me and my wife. The only thing I can think of is me not having a parental lock on the TV. He probably found some softcore shyt on Cinemax on a late night or something. But I can't jump into accusing people of sexual assault. That's too serious of an accusation to just be spouting it out like it's nothing.

I knw my son. He's a curious kid with ADHD. He doesn't think things thru before doing them.

Took the fire stick outta his room and put a parental lock on the everything PG13 on up.

I legit didn't know they had that kinda shyt on NetFlix.

One younger and one older. And I've had that talk with him about both of them.

My wife breastfeeds and he always wants to be around her when she's feeding so I have to snatch him up and tell him to go somewhere while that it is going on.

child is 4, has a tv in his room with an amazon firestick and netflix, and you dont even know what's avalible on the service?? your child's fist experience of his genitals "feeling good" is now irretrievably linked to bdsm porn, and you dont see the issue.

log off an fix your household

 

[The 2020 New Member]

I would just keep an eye out. Exploration seems normal. I thought the story was funny

 

[Unknown Poster]

This thread and the op disturbs me.

 

[Dushane Hill]

OP trolling

 

[TheNig]

child is 4, has a tv in his room with an amazon firestick and netflix, and you dont even know what's avalible on the service?? your child's fist experience of his genitals "feeling good" is now irretrievably linked to bdsm porn, and you dont see the issue.

log off an fix your household

TheColi has to have the greatest collection of perfect people. So now I have to fix my household becuz my curious son was playing with his meat. It's funny how your impression of my home is now some liberal free-spirited place where I just let my kids run rampant. But as usual, this is thecoli and people tend to overthink things so they can appear to be intelligent or better than the next man.

I swear, you nikkas better never have any criminal records, did a drug, or stolen a song from the internet.

Oh... and I'm not logging off. fukk you.

 

[roxxthe96er]

I used to hump the shyt outta couch when no one was home when I was like 5... He'll be aight...

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Me and my wife were in the living room looking for a Halloween costume for the baby. I didn't notice it, but wife wife noticed that out son's room was mighty quiet. I think it was so noticeable becuz our daughter was outside playing and their TVs are usually competing to see which is loudest.

She's walking towards and I guess he could hear the footsteps. All I hear is "What the hell is going on in here?" He tried to wiggle his way out of it but finally confessed to what he was doing. . He told her that he was pulling his thing and that it felt good.

Funniest part about the whole thing was that he would not let her see what he was watching, so she was able to pull it up on her tablet. It was some girl on girl shyt . She was sad and confused and asked me to talk to him. I talked to him and told him that he was too little to be watching that kinda stuff and told him next time he'll be in trouble. Then he went on to ask me, "Daddy, do girls usually do that to each other ?"

I went on to have a small birds and bees conversation with him and that was that. Kid wasn't even embarrassed. Not sure if that's good or bad. But it sure as hell was funny.

Two things I took from this...

1. I didn't know they had this shyt on NetFlix.
2. At least it wasn't two dudes.

Dude you suck at life and your confused son will probably grow up to be a fakkit.

I really, really hope you're joking even though it's not funny.

 

[TheNig]

Dude you suck at life and your confused son will probably grow up to be a fakkit.

I really, really hope you're joking even though it's not funny.

Thanks bruh. I'll keep this in mind.

 

[keepemup]

Get him one of these

 

[Yehuda]

4 years old? How does he even know about masturbation?

 

[karim]

You do realize that this is a HUGE red flag that she was being sexually abused.

OP, this is nothing just to brush off as others have said.

i wouldn't know about that all i know is that she went on to become a nurse

 

[Killer Instinct]

Infants often fondle themselves, though they have no understanding of what they're doing or why.
I accidentally discovered masturbation around 4th or 5th grade. I was attracted to and kissing girls as early as day care.
Not sure how I'd feel about this if it was my son. It's possible, but at 4 years old? I dunno.
I would say be cautious of who you're leaving him around and the content you're allowing him access to.
There are parental controls on Netflix. Probably should consider it and again, just monitor him carefully.