Wife caught our 4 year old beating off to porn... :mjlol: (Update: Day Care Looking For the Parents)

[Strapped]

i really wonder how he got a hold of da filth & who he was imitating

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Let your kids watch you browse jbo brehs

 

[Neil Tyson]

Me and my wife were in the living room looking for a Halloween costume for the baby. I didn't notice it, but wife wife noticed that out son's room was mighty quiet. I think it was so noticeable becuz our daughter was outside playing and their TVs are usually competing to see which is loudest.

She's walking towards and I guess he could hear the footsteps. All I hear is "What the hell is going on in here?" He tried to wiggle his way out of it but finally confessed to what he was doing. . He told her that he was pulling his thing and that it felt good.

Funniest part about the whole thing was that he would not let her see what he was watching, so she was able to pull it up on her tablet. It was some girl on girl shyt . She was sad and confused and asked me to talk to him. I talked to him and told him that he was too little to be watching that kinda stuff and told him next time he'll be in trouble. Then he went on to ask me, "Daddy, do girls usually do that to each other ?"

I went on to have a small birds and bees conversation with him and that was that. Kid wasn't even embarrassed. Not sure if that's good or bad. But it sure as hell was funny.

Two things I took from this...

1. I didn't know they had this shyt on NetFlix.
2. At least it wasn't two dudes.

Netflix has a kids section.

That's what happens when you let your kids on computers unsupervised, next it will be BBC gay porn.

 

[KidJSoul]

Isn't 4 years old kind of young to be masturbating?

usually kids start playing with themselves once they hit puberty (11-13), sometimes a year or two younger at best.

How would a 4 year old even know about that kind of stuff? I really hope there ain't anything happening to him that you're not aware of, OP.

 

[Neil Tyson]

My first porn was the same. A lesbian scene with some black chicks off the Jay-Z Streets is Watching VHS.

 

[Biblical Goon]

you thought this was okay to post how?

 

[L@CaT]

Becoming sexually conscious at such a young age is never a good thing.

You better pray to the Lord you ain't a grandfather by the time your kid hits 16

 

[DrX]

how can a 4 yr old access porn and jerk off ?

 

[Neil Tyson]

Becoming sexually conscious at such a young age is never a good thing.

You better pray to the Lord you ain't a grandfather by the time your kid hits 16

Yes that's unfortunate, when I first started fapping I used to fap until I had blood in my urine. He's gonna keep doing it.

 

[Geek Nasty]

should try to make sure he hasn't been molested by somebody. don't think it's normal for a 4 yr old to discover themselves sexually

Seriously. If he's doing stuff like this it's a bad sign. I'd ask him where he learned it from.

 

[¢apitali$t Migraine]

For the kid's sake, I hope this is

Be the type of father to make a featured thread out of this on the number one message board in the world, that is also the home of sports, hip hop, and piff, cuckold brehs.

Duke son gon grow up to be gay, I guarantee it, and he'll be using the sad MJ smiley in ten years when he makes a thread about it and communicates it telepathically to other forum members cuz that's how shyt gon be in the future.

 

[You Win Perfect]

Eh so you thought Of this perverted tale. You need some hobbies.

 

[Software]

 

[Gold]

You have a link to the video?

 

[Colicat]

I can't even read through this thread... It sickens me

Your child is showing abnormal behavior and you don't even think to investigate further...

Fix it Black Jesus