why did the tomato blush when it opened the fridge?

[TrifeGod]

One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to shyt, and lands in the grass






Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house.


Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it,




























































What the f uck's your problem?

 

[aXiom]

What's the difference between a fly and a mosquito?








































A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

 

[detroitwalt]

What does Bruce Lee order when he goes to Burger King?













Whoppaaaaa!!!!!!!!

 

[Deadpool1986]

A man goes into a restaurant. You listening'? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he's having' a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; "Waiter, come taste the soup." Waiter says; "Is there something wrong with the soup?" He says; "Taste the soup." He says; "Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?" He says; "Will you taste the soup?", "What's wrong is the soup to cold?", "Will you just taste the soup?", "All right, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?".

Get it?

 

[charmander]

why did all the dinosaurs die in a car accident













the driver was a......t rex

 

[Nefrodamus]

why did all the dinosaurs die in a car accident













the driver was a......t rex

Why cant the Tyrannosaurus rex clap?

 

[Why-Fi]

what did tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?














"here come the elephants"

what did tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming with sunglasses on?



















nothing. he didnt recognize them

 

[The Burger King]

I'm supposed to be studying for a test and I'm here reading these corny ass jokes.

 

[charmander]

Why cant the Tyrannosaurus rex clap?

idk

 

[iBrowse]

Nooo you didnt..

shyt just got real

Their still a few of y'all left?

I learned from @LA Fisher

 

[LA Fisher]

I learned from @LA Fisher

That nikka dead

 

[Nefrodamus]

idk

Because he's dead!

 

[iBrowse]

What does Bruce Lee order when he goes to Burger King?













Whoppaaaaa!!!!!!!!

What did he drink when he went to Burger King? :smuggyralph:





































A Coke

 

[The Bilingual Gringo]

Did you hear about the Indian that drank too much tea?

Spoiler

He drowned in his teepee

 

[↓R↑LYB]

What's the difference between a fly and a mosquito?








































A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

That makes no sense

In the first sentence you use both fly and mosquito as a noun. In the second sentence you use both fly and mosquito as a verb. That's grammatically inconsis..............................................