why did the tomato blush when it opened the fridge?

[↓R↑LYB]

Why do sea gulls fly over the sea












































Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bay gulls (bagels)

 

[↓R↑LYB]

@ the jazz hands

 

[charmander]

powerful thread

 

[london]

Reading these jokes like

 

[iBrowse]

What smells like red paint but is blue?











































































Blue paint

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?????


The pricks are on the outside

 

[↓R↑LYB]

What is the rapper Plies favorite tool




















































A pair of plies

 

[↓R↑LYB]

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?????


The pricks are on the outside

with these corny jokes breh

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

with these corny jokes breh

Someone drives a Beamer....

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Someone drives a Beamer....

I drive a Saturn breh, my joint got manual windows and everything

 

[Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis]

How long does it take to cook base?

































shyt ion een know..

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

@Nefrodamus negged me for the gif I posted

fear & loathing in las vegas is a classic

 

[Nefrodamus]

Hey guys, lets do riddles



The more I eat, the bigger I get
The minute I drink, I die

What am I?

 

[Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis]

Hey guys, lets do riddles



The more I eat, the bigger I get
The minute I drink, I die

What am I?

Base?

 

[Meadow]

Hey guys, lets do riddles



The more I eat, the bigger I get
The minute I drink, I die

What am I?

Fire?