why did the tomato blush when it opened the fridge?

[JahFocus CS]

 

[Why-Fi]

whats brown and rhymes with snoop?







dr dre

 

[ndthentherewasx]

We need more of these threads

 

[ndthentherewasx]

What is the rapper Plies favorite tool




















































A pair of plies

Negged

 

[Smokin Rider]

What do bees use to get their hair done?











A honeycomb

 

[President Sakora]

what do you call a wizard in the desert


























a sandwich

a wizard is a man.


joke would be more accurate as the following:

What do you call a sorceress in the desert....a sandwitch! hawhawwww

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

what do you get when you divide poop by 3




turds

 

[SAINT]

A homeless man goes to a farmer and asks for a tomato. the farmer looks at him and says, "no". the homeless man comes back, but this time with a dollar and tries to buy the tomato. the farmer still says no. The homeless man comes back one last time with $10, but again he was denied the tomato. Finally the homeless man asks, "why cant i buy a tomato?"


the farmer answers,

Spoiler

"Eat a dikk nikka, cause i said so. now get ya dirty ass out my store bytch boy "

 

[Why-Fi]

i put glitter all over my scrotum the other day. it was pretty nuts

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

 

[Why-Fi]

^ i would tell you a time travelling joke but you didnt like that neither

 

[KingFreeman]

what do you call a wizard in the desert


Stealing this























a sandwich

 

[QuintessentialMan]

Ok switch it up to yo momma jokes now!


How does your momma turn off the lights after slamming ass?

Spoiler: Answer

She closes my car door.

 

[Bud Bundy]

Ok switch it up to yo momma jokes now!


How does your momma turn off the lights after slamming ass?

Spoiler: Answer

She closes my car door.

You live in your car?
You are not doing well.

 

[Sinnerman]

RIP