why did the tomato blush when it opened the fridge?

[Regine Hunter]

you don't know comedy

 

[MJ Freedom]

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because 7 ate 9.

**Ducks thrown tomatoes**

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Shouldn't it be why was 6 jealous of 9? Because 7 8/ate 9. that's a double entendre too don't even ask me how

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

What did the left buttcheek say to the right?














































Together, we can't stop this shyt.

 

[Billy Ocean]

Why did the thot go to Church on Sunday morning?



























Cause she heard there was a guy there that was hung like this

 

[mannyrs13]

Who got beef but is afraid to cook it?..





















That fukk nikka. cook..

I see you still on punishment.

 

[cfountain]

 

[Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis]

I see you still on punishment.

woadie ima need you to go eat a plus sized bag of salted dikks..

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Why were the ink spots crying?

Because their mother was in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

 

[Why-Fi]

how do you know when the god of thunder has been doing addition?







it sticks out like a thor sum

 

[Why-Fi]

The chicken and the egg were lying in bed together, smoking cigarettes. The chiken leans over to the egg and says,


































"Well, I guess we answered THAT question!"

oh shyt lol

 

[KravenMorehead™]

ehehehehehe

 

[Why-Fi]

what do you get when you divide poop by 3




turds

 

[BrothaZay]

A blonde walks into a store and sees a TV she wants. She walks up to the owner and tells him "hey can you get this TV for me, i want it."

The owner politely said " I dont sell to blondes" and walks away.

The next day, she dyes her hair red and comes back. Again she ask "can I have this TV." Owner tells her "I dont sell to blondes"

The third day, she dyes her hair black. She comes back and ask once more "Sir, can I buy this TV" The owner says again "I DONT sell to blondes"

She tells him "how do you know Im a blonde?"


























































His response "Because thats not a TV its a microwave"

 

[Why-Fi]

i bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. i dont know what he laced them with but ive been tripping all day

 

[charmander]

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