Why are grown men constantly obsessing over Adam Cole’s body?

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Joe is the TV champ and was weakened by Jay Lethal’s metal pipe. If you’re gonna obsess, obsess

Wrestling is fake…he didnt get hit with a real pipe…maybe dont book ur champ to lose on ppv vs 5’5 water jug head dweeb

If its dumb on tv….its even dumber in ppv
 

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"Why"

Well let's see, probably because the majority of people like viewing acts of physical violence by people that look like they'll do damage. He has the same traps, torso, and arm definition of a dentist that's also his girl. There's people that haven't watched wrestling since The Rock left making Tik-Toks shytting on him and the other marks in the ring that look like him

Would you ask this question if he were still in WWE where it'd be even more obvious, bc it's even more of an indictment he doesn't even blend in where he's at
 

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Adam Cole looked small in NXT but at least he had a bit of definition to him. He still looked funny though and not too believable. But this was NXT and HHH made it work.

Since going to AEW he lost the little definition that he had and developed a dad bod. It makes him look even smaller. He looks small on a roster full of small guys. It's cool that he's over but he still looks like shyt.

What's his gimmick anyway? He has that "Elite" douche aura like the Young Bucks or Omega but it comes off as extremely generic with no character behind it. He looks like a guy that should be cannon fodder in the JAS honestly.
 

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He's just not believable as a wrestler. He looks like the douche that works over in accounts receivable that still reminisces about his days as a fraternity jock.

My biceps are the size of his legs and I could beat the shyt outta him and take his bytch if I personally knew him irl. I honestly can't watch smaller than life guys in the ring being glorified and vastly exaggerated to being taller and bigger than me.
 

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This. They been shyttin on my boy Rey since the '90's. Now all of a sudden , since is a generic cac, dudes catching feelings
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Rey was marketed as small and incredibly gifted. He's the Rudy of wrestling and incredibly talented.

This skinny pudgy coked out cac that screams baybay is not believable.
 

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I like Cole

I just think his biceps look deflated or something

Outside of that, he cool with me
I've always liked Cole, hasn't been as good in AEW though. Perhaps the torn labrum is preventing him from training as much as he used to, but his body definitely has gone down hill since leaving NXT.
 

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"Why"

Well let's see, probably because the majority of people like viewing acts of physical violence by people that look like they'll do damage. He has the same traps, torso, and arm definition of a dentist that's also his girl. There's people that haven't watched wrestling since The Rock left making Tik-Toks shytting on him and the other marks in the ring that look like him

Would you ask this question if he were still in WWE where it'd be even more obvious, bc it's even more of an indictment he doesn't even blend in where he's at

Don’t do that, because nobody started body shaming Cole like that til he left WWE
 

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Adam Cole looked small in NXT but at least he had a bit of definition to him. He still looked funny though and not too believable. But this was NXT

Since going to AEW he lost the little definition that he had and developed a dad bod


I also noticed that he was a little pudgy in his early days too. Maybe old habits are starting to spring back to life since he's living more comfortably now
 
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