Why are grown men constantly obsessing over Adam Cole’s body?

[Vic Damone. Jr]

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

He look like a caw and all you did was hit randomized on the body parts.

 

[FS4LFE]

Maybe because he looks like a GameStop manager? I don’t think it’s too much to ask for wrestlers to look like athletes.

Chris Jericho, Eddie, Benoit and HBK were considered “small” in their primes. But they look like Batista compared to Adam Cold.

 

[Max.]

This dude is built like spike dudley doing low blows every match

In roh he was chubby a lil
In nxt he actually had some muscle defention and hhh didnt over expose him
In aew hes just said fukk it…got skinny flabby…plays ps5 and fukks britt


The fukkn belt is half his size

 

[StatUS]

Bro needs to do some sit ups and upper body training. Nothing about that.

Half of wrestling is presentation. Smaller guys like Rey, HBK, Eddie, that other guy looked legit because they put in work on that end.

He doesn't need to take roids or anything but it is what it is.

I remember a match he had in NJPW or ROH before he went to NXT and he was struggling to lift a regular sized dude. It was embarrassing to watch. And that was like 5 years ago.

 

[CM_Burns]

If CM Punk had no tats he'd look the same.

 

[Rollie Forbes]

I'm kinda the opposite, growing up as a youngin' seeing all of the larger guys I've noticed that they are very limited in what they can do in the ring. It was always the smaller guys and average looking guys that always worked harder and was more talented in my eyes hence why child me never cared for roided out Hoegan and Warrior but loved smaller guys like The Rockers and out of shape guys like Dusty Rhodes and Bam Bam Bigelow.

Even when I got older I stan'd for guys that were deemed smaller like Bret Hart and HBK rather than the larger guys that botched alot. I don't know... I'm just juelzin' at this point but that's my opinion on the matter.

HitGOAT, HBK, Eddie Guerrero, Benoit, Pac, AJ Styles, Norman Smiley, and even Orange Cassidy are all "small" guys, but they at least look like they could do 10 consecutive pushups. HBK's signature pose is a double biceps, ffs!
Any of those small guys would look like Lee Haney if they stood next to Adam Cole.

 

[Yaboysix]

This is how it starts…I didn’t know who tf “Adam cole” was from a whole In the wall…now Im up here searching for a half naked white man…smh


Nah, but I been out the wrestling loop for ages…he IS a lil fella, I respect him for not using Roids like everybody else,but honestly without them…in real life his lil regular built ass would get Dawg walked by ANYBODY.

 

[NoMorePie]

THIS ADAM COLE BAY BAY SLANDER MAKES ME SICK

 

[NoMorePie]

 

[ClutchVon]

Maybe because he looks like a GameStop manager? I don’t think it’s too much to ask for wrestlers to look like athletes.

Chris Jericho, Eddie, Benoit and HBK were considered “small” in their primes. But they look like Batista compared to Adam Cold.

Shid, you can go even smaller with the likes of Bryan Danielson/Rey Mysterio & even them look like Cena compared to Adam Cole.

 

[PharaohAtem]

THIS ADAM COLE BAY BAY SLANDER MAKES ME SICK

I do not support mediocrity, especially a man that has been doing the same thing since 2017 .

 

[Silkk]

He fukking sucks. Sucks on the mic, is corny, is not believeable as someone that can kick someone else’s ass. He looks like he works the graveyard shift at a convenience store.

I’m aware that it’s fukking fake but there’s a limit. Let’s say we swap Arnold with Adam cole In predator. There should be no problem with this as it’s fake right?

There’s no need to be obtuse.

Like bytches being the killer in Scream

 

[Silkk]

If CM Punk had no tats he'd look the same.

CM Punk isn’t 5’5


Even the bucks look better now than before when they were all hanging. Maybe it really is because of his torn labrum and not being able to train or something but he looks like shyt physically so him going over guys like Joe & Ishii is laughable.

 

[William Heavy]

He should put on a GI and do a jiu-jitsu gimmick. He could be the American Royce Gracie of wrestling.