Why are grown men constantly obsessing over Adam Cole’s body?

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What is ironic is that the only reason Cole is as overpushed as he is, is because TSC Kliq favorites HBK and HHH had such a boner for him in NXT and gave him a God tier push. No doubt in my mind if H stayed in power and eventually took over WWE he would have had this bum main eventing Wrestlemanias.
 

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For the same reason movie fans would be clowning Adam Cole if he got cast as the villain in a Rocky sequel. Presentation and ability to suspend disbelief matters as much in wrestling as any other form of scripted entertainment. Anyone who can't see the absurdity of a 140lb pez dispenser going toe-to-toe with Keith Lee probably needs a break from the IWC bubble.
 

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I really would not have a problem with dude if he just spam superkicks and do chicken shyt moves. Not be on some godboy Fire Pro moveset bullshyt looking like Spongebob with the muscle suit

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Thats mostly what he does tho. Most of his mqtches consist of superkicks, knee strikes, forearems, ground technichal wrestling and a panama sunrise (which I can admit can look unrealistic if conducted on the wrong person). I don't see him suplexing and power bombing people left and right
 

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Wrestling is fake…he didnt get hit with a real pipe…maybe dont book ur champ to lose on ppv vs 5’5 water jug head dweeb

If its dumb on tv….its even dumber in ppv

So we’re at the point where you don’t know what storytelling is. Joe needed some vulnerability for a feud with Jay Lethal to have any gravity. They’re trying. Cole is the #1 heel in the company and was a more successful main event challenger in terms of drawing power than others that Did The Work. Joe being harmed is made up like most things you type. Bobby Lashley got laid out by Austin Theory multiple times and is gonna lose to him in a couple weeks. Ruined?
 

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So we’re at the point where you don’t know what storytelling is. Joe needed some vulnerability for a feud with Jay Lethal to have any gravity. They’re trying. Cole is the #1 heel in the company and was a more successful main event challenger in terms of drawing power than others that Did The Work. Joe being harmed is made up like most things you type. Bobby Lashley got laid out by Austin Theory multiple times and is gonna lose to him in a couple weeks. Ruined?

You really take this play fighting shyt seriously :heh:
 

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This is what a wrestler is supposed to look like. Just flawless.



First of all.. :dame:




Second of all.. that guy is the one who decided to push Adam Cole to the moon and is solely to blame for why we even have to deal with Cole pretending to be a main eventer in 2022.
 
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