Who would you bet on. Mike Tyson in his prime or a defanged Male Chimpanzee.

[Mr. Somebody]

I think @Mr. Somebody would take a kangaroo in BJJ though

I hate to say this friend but one swing from my fist would make a kangaroo buckle. i could easily take a Roos back and put it in a rear naked choke. They're arms arent long enough to block my transitions around its side and onto its back where it literally has Zero defense. Also, friend, if you pick up a kangroos tail, it cant jump. It gets all of its leverage from the tail so if thats in your hand, the roo is basically at your mercy.

God willing ill never have to showcase these talents because these are creations of God and we should respect them and not use them as punching bags to entertain demons, friend.

 

[SonofaGod]

I normally dont interact with strippers unless i fornicate with them, so unless you want to, you know, you should stop talking

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Mike Tyson asked the zoo keeper to open the gorilla cage and let him in for 50 grand so he could rock its snot box for looking at him crazy. Out of fear for the gorillas life the zookeeper declined his offer

Angelic animal caretaker

 

[Malta]

I hate to say this friend but one swing from my fist would make a kangaroo buckle. i could easily take a Roos back and put it in a rear naked choke. They're arms arent long enough to block my transitions around its side and onto its back where it literally has Zero defense. Also, friend, if you pick up a kangroos tail, it cant jump. It gets all of its leverage from the tail so if thats in your hand, the roo is basically at your mercy.

God willing ill never have to showcase these talents because these are creations of God and we should respect them and not use them as punching bags to entertain demons, friend.

 

[Miggs]

I hate to say this friend but one swing from my fist would make a kangaroo buckle. i could easily take a Roos back and put it in a rear naked choke. They're arms arent long enough to block my transitions around its side and onto its back where it literally has Zero defense. Also, friend, if you pick up a kangroos tail, it cant jump. It gets all of its leverage from the tail so if thats in your hand, the roo is basically at your mercy.

God willing ill never have to showcase these talents because these are creations of God and we should respect them and not use them as punching bags to entertain demons, friend.

Natures rules >>>> BJJ

kick from Joey and youd be RIP friend...

 

[SonofaGod]

I hate to say this friend but one swing from my fist would make a kangaroo buckle. i could easily take a Roos back and put it in a rear naked choke. They're arms arent long enough to block my transitions around its side and onto its back where it literally has Zero defense. Also, friend, if you pick up a kangroos tail, it cant jump. It gets all of its leverage from the tail so if thats in your hand, the roo is basically at your mercy.

God willing ill never have to showcase these talents because these are creations of God and we should respect them and not use them as punching bags to entertain demons, friend.

but you see how easily he got on top and pinned him.

I think with his leg strength hed easily position you into the crucifix. Hes quite skilled do you not see him finish with the rear naked on the kangaroo

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Natures rules >>>> BJJ

kick from Joey and youd be RIP friend...

I doubt it seriously friend, with my adrenaline pumping and more solid core muscles i could probably take a kick before rocking its snot box or transitioning to its back and giving it that chill, friend.

 

[JasonSJackson]

LMAO

 

[JasonSJackson]

Mike Tyson in his prime wanted to PAY to fight a gorilla
"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Mr. Somebody]

but you see how easily he got on top and pinned him.

I think with his leg strength hed easily position you into the crucifix. Hes quite skilled do you not see him finish with the rear naked on the kangaroo

That roo was already feeling submissive and weak so he allowed that. Plus, the choke submission came on so quick i dont even think it realized what was happening. Considering how many times ive choked and been choked by friends in training, im aware of these techniques so its doubtful a roo could ever pull that off on me. Its better off kicking but if i swing with the straight right and coldcock that roo, its lights out like a bulb went out. Animals are intelligent enough to bow down to forces that are greater then them. They always ask for mercy with their body language when the odds are stacked against them. All i need is one swing. Yea. , all i need is one swing.

 

[Miggs]

I doubt it seriously friend, with my adrenaline pumping and more solid core muscles i could probably take a kick before rocking its snot box or transitioning to its back and giving it that chill, friend.

I know we joke on the webs friend but in reality i dont think youd put yourself anywhere near a wild kangaroo with no weaponry because youd be done very quickly in close quarters....You wouldnt get an opportunity to get on its back,its ten times stronger than you and more lethal than you in every way...its legs are deadly,without a sword or gat your odds of surviving are bare minimum friend....
You think its going to roll over like a friend in elementary school and let you apply figure four leglocks for fun friend ? It didnt watch wrestling in the 80s idolizing Tito Santana friend....its going to kill you,the minute you go near it...

 

[Miggs]

That roo was already feeling submissive and weak so he allowed that. Plus, the choke submission came on so quick i dont even think it realized what was happening. Considering how many times ive choked and been choked by friends in training, im aware of these techniques so its doubtful a roo could ever pull that off on me. Its better off kicking but if i swing with the straight right and coldcock that roo, its lights out like a bulb went out. Animals are intelligent enough to bow down to forces that are greater then them. They always ask for mercy with their body language when the odds are stacked against them. All i need is one swing. Yea. , all i need is one swing.

they playfighting with each other like you would with a friend during childhood....if that was you it wouldnt be "playing"

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I've had about enough of you trolling us with your fake stripper character straight out of a lifetime movie special, you ol' sassy mouthed stripper with a heart of gold schtick is gbetting annoying. I ormally dont interact with strippers unless i fornicate with them, so unless you want to, you know, you should stop talking

Warren Jeffs my friend! I was wondering when you were going to pick yourself off the ground and come back for more after the last time I handed your ass to you. You quote me. I don't quote you. If you got a problem put me on ignore and get off my nnnuuutttzzz.

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

they playfighting with each other like you would with a friend during childhood....if that was you it wouldnt be "playing"

This

One kick could kill you.... and trust me it's not gonna try to punch you first... it's first attack will be a kick from long range once you even enter it's space.

 

[Ego Noir]

That roo was already feeling submissive and weak so he allowed that. Plus, the choke submission came on so quick i dont even think it realized what was happening. Considering how many times ive choked and been choked by friends in training, im aware of these techniques so its doubtful a roo could ever pull that off on me. Its better off kicking but if i swing with the straight right and coldcock that roo, its lights out like a bulb went out. Animals are intelligent enough to bow down to forces that are greater then them. They always ask for mercy with their body language when the odds are stacked against them. All i need is one swing. Yea. , all i need is one swing.

Your fight IQ leaves much to be desired friend. The losing kangaroo was the aggressor. He attacked first and got easily taken to the ground. Its obvious this kangaroo has God given defensive talent. He took it to the ground, employed technique to keep it on the ground. and finally he didnt accept any submission. He choked until the kangaroo went stiff.

I think we should leave the beast fighting to someone who is capable. One I nominate is friends like Tyson