Who would you bet on. Mike Tyson in his prime or a defanged Male Chimpanzee.

Mike Tyson or Chimp?


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Mr. Somebody

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I know we joke on the webs friend but in reality i dont think youd put yourself anywhere near a wild kangaroo with no weaponry because youd be done very quickly in close quarters....You wouldnt get an opportunity to get on its back,its ten times stronger than you and more lethal than you in every way...its legs are deadly,without a sword or gat your odds of surviving are bare minimum friend....
You think its going to roll over like a friend in elementary school and let you apply figure four leglocks for fun friend ? It didnt watch wrestling in the 80s idolizing Tito Santana friend....its going to kill you,the minute you go near it...
1 question. How can a kangaroo keep me from taking its back if we're in close. Therse just no way it can stop the transition to the back. Theres no way that from the back it can stop me from throwing one fatal swing across the side of its head like BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Leaving it crumbled and lodged in the dirt. I mean really the game with the roo is to stay moving, stay in close and get around its side. If you stay in a straight line with the roo you will be punished but really, friend, thats not a concern i have because when you show no fear to beasts and give them that wild aggression that bubbles under the surface of humanity, they fold friend, like bad hands.
 

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Your fight IQ leaves much to be desired friend. The losing kangaroo was the aggressor. He attacked first and got easily taken to the ground. Its obvious this kangaroo has God given defensive talent. He took it to the ground, employed technique to keep it on the ground. and finally he didnt accept any submission. He choked until the kangaroo went stiff.

I think we should leave the beast fighting to someone who is capable. One I nominate is friends like Tyson:sitdown:
Whoever you're comfortable with, friend. Kangaroos are overrated vs human wise.
 

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I know we joke on the webs friend but in reality i dont think youd put yourself anywhere near a wild kangaroo with no weaponry because youd be done very quickly in close quarters....You wouldnt get an opportunity to get on its back,its ten times stronger than you and more lethal than you in every way...its legs are deadly,without a sword or gat your odds of surviving are bare minimum friend....
You think its going to roll over like a friend in elementary school and let you apply figure four leglocks for fun friend ? It didnt watch wrestling in the 80s idolizing Tito Santana friend....its going to kill you,the minute you go near it...


you nikkas got animals putting the fear of GOD in you:heh:

a trained boxer or mma fighter will punch the head clean off a damn kangaroo.

yall was in that other thread talmbout lock a person in a room with a squirrel, then an hour later open the door, and the squirrell would be drenched in your blood, eating a cashew on top of your dead carcass or something.

stop it:camby:
 

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:merchant:Mike Tyson in his prime wanted to PAY to fight a gorilla
"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."
hahahaha :banderas: I can't breath yo.
 

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I'mma have to go with Tyson. I think he can hold it down.
He'd be swingin too fast for the chimp. They ain't got hands like that.
 
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I'd prefer mentally unstable angry Mike from the late 90's early 2000's as a betting option. That lunatic strength would be a huge asset since he's less likely to follow rules. That chimp is pro'ally like Homer was as a boxer on that Simpsons EP where he couldn't be knocked out




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I think @Mr. Somebody would take a kangaroo in BJJ though:mjpls:

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That Kangaroo is a beast. The animal version of Wanderlei Silva. That choke :wow:
 
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My man Tyson out here practicing his Brazilian JiuJitzu on Siberian Tigers for fun

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My man Tyson out here practicing his Brazilian JiuJitzu on Siberian Tigers for fun

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Mike Tyson in his prime wanted to PAY to fight a gorilla
"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

:merchant:

between the gorilla and the tiger I think tyson legit feared no man or animal:pachaha:
 
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