Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
1 question. How can a kangaroo keep me from taking its back if we're in close. Therse just no way it can stop the transition to the back. Theres no way that from the back it can stop me from throwing one fatal swing across the side of its head like BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...I know we joke on the webs friend but in reality i dont think youd put yourself anywhere near a wild kangaroo with no weaponry because youd be done very quickly in close quarters....You wouldnt get an opportunity to get on its back,its ten times stronger than you and more lethal than you in every way...its legs are deadly,without a sword or gat your odds of surviving are bare minimum friend....
You think its going to roll over like a friend in elementary school and let you apply figure four leglocks for fun friend ? It didnt watch wrestling in the 80s idolizing Tito Santana friend....its going to kill you,the minute you go near it...
Leaving it crumbled and lodged in the dirt. I mean really the game with the roo is to stay moving, stay in close and get around its side. If you stay in a straight line with the roo you will be punished but really, friend, thats not a concern i have because when you show no fear to beasts and give them that wild aggression that bubbles under the surface of humanity, they fold friend, like bad hands.