Who would you bet on. Mike Tyson in his prime or a defanged Male Chimpanzee.

Mike Tyson or Chimp?


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OP said the chimp has boxing shoes and gloves on.... does the chimp have any form? :mjpls: his claws are covered

Tyson might give him that work in this case :mjpls:
 

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Joe Louis wasnt as ferocious. You need to be ferocious to handle a chimp:youngsabo:

Joe louis has the better technique than Tyson tho. He's just a cold killer with no feelings. Tysons ferociousness was his fear in disguise.
 

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Anyone who played punch-out on NES knows to bet on Mike. :mjpls:


All it takes is 1 punch. :whew:
 
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"You know how strong a monkey is? Would rip your d*ck off like a celery stalk. Toss that sh&t in the tall grass. It'll never be seen again"

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bruh fukk the arms everything about that animal is pure muscle lol iron mike dont stand a chance

Yeah, that thing would fukkin rip Mike in half and eat him.

Imagine if chimps knew how to lift weights with proper form, they would embarrass the fukk outta humans. I could just see a chimp doing his warm up set on the bench press with 3 plates and looking over at the human next to him like :takedat:
 

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Yeah, that thing would fukkin rip Mike in half and eat him.

Imagine if chimps knew how to lift weights with proper form, they would embarrass the fukk outta humans. I could just see a chimp doing his warm up set on the bench press with 3 plates and looking over at the human next to him like :takedat:
they dont need to lift weights. they do pull ups all day swingin from branch to branch :wow:
 

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