Who would you bet on. Mike Tyson in his prime or a defanged Male Chimpanzee.
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Chesirecatdaddy
All Star
bruh fukk the arms everything about that animal is pure muscle lol iron mike dont stand a chanceThat arm definition
cleanface coney
Superstar
these animal verses human threads are
to be fair no man alive wanted to fight tyson in 89. So a chimp is his closest competition
Id sell my daughters virginity to see this fight live
even if this was gone happen...mike would have to catch the monkey off guard to even have a chance at winningand he bet not miss or else
OneManGang
Veteran
Im dying imagining Tyson landing a clean uppercut on a chimp 
if thats your shape in your avi id fight a chimp to feel that booty bae
Nah but I'm not too far off. I'm touched by your devotion.
Rafiki is a baboon breh
Take jokes seriously brehs
Illuminatos
#OVOXO
Um I'm taking the chimp.
Uncle Kingpin
No Relation
Mike Tyson in his prime wanted to PAY to fight a gorilla"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."
