Who would you bet on. Mike Tyson in his prime or a defanged Male Chimpanzee.

[↓R↑LYB]

"You know how strong a monkey is? Would rip your d*ck off like a celery stalk. Toss that sh&t in the tall grass. It'll never be seen again"

--- Dave Chappelle

And I'd still smash chim chim raw

 

[Remote]

And I'd still smash chim chim raw

 

[Ego Noir]

Yeah, that thing would fukkin rip Mike in half and eat him.

Imagine if chimps knew how to lift weights with proper form, they would embarrass the fukk outta humans. I could just see a chimp doing his warm up set on the bench press with 3 plates and looking over at the human next to him like

Stop it. Heres a chimp doing some mitt work





Heres tyson training

get a more brolic chimp Tyson will still fukk him til he loves em.

Uppercut that monkey like

Spoiler

BOOM!

game over. +1 for mankind

 

[Tommy Knocks]

Mike Tyson in his prime wanted to PAY to fight a gorilla
"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

I was just about to post this.
Dude is from the slums, you think he was educated on gorilla anatomy? he'd break his fists on the chimps skull and then proceed to get raped.

 

[OneManGang]

I was just about to post this.
Dude is from the slums, you think he was educated on gorilla anatomy? he'd break his fists on the chimps skull and then proceed to get raped.

That zoo worker saved that nikkas life.

 

[SonofaGod]

I was just about to post this.
Dude is from the slums, you think he was educated on gorilla anatomy? he'd break his fists on the chimps skull and then proceed to get raped.

i dont know.

Breh said he looked in the eyes. He seen the p*ssy in him. A solid straight shot in a docile gorilla snotbox the eyes will water

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

I was just about to post this.
Dude is from the slums, you think he was educated on gorilla anatomy? he'd break his fists on the chimps skull and then proceed to get raped.

A gorilla can rip a mans face clean off, snap a limb like a slim jim. But to have the sheer audacity to seriously contemplate fighting an ape shows you Mike in his prime was the most brutal and vicious champion there's ever been. His style was impeccable, and he was just ferocious. I think the chimp might take a dive just to not have Mike eat it's children.

 

[gangreen]

Rafiki is a baboon breh

I thought that was makeup on rafiki's face

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

is this some kinda glitch the fukk does this gotta do with chimp vs iron mike

Not a thing. The chimp would win. Nothing to discuss.

 

[DrX]

the chimp foot speed is to fast...tyson would be able to set his feet and punch

 

[DrX]

If you were to put glove on the chimp and seal off his mouth so that it couldnt claw/bite . shyt might get interesting

Tyson would still die though

ok now this intresting

i can see tyson koing a chimp this way...id like to see him box a gorilla this way

 

[Jplaya2023]

chim chim would give mike tyson that work

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

this a thread bout iron mike, u take yourself too seriously, relax

At you getting your panties in a bunch b/c I told you too look at a picture. The only one getting emotional is you. It's never that serious.

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

At you getting your panties in a bunch b/c I told you too look at a picture. The only one getting emotional is you. It's never that serious.

I've had about enough of you trolling us with your fake stripper character straight out of a lifetime movie special, you ol' sassy mouthed stripper with a heart of gold schtick is getting annoying. I normally dont interact with strippers unless i fornicate with them, so unless you want to, you know, you should stop talking

 

[SonofaGod]

I think @Mr. Somebody would take a kangaroo in BJJ though