who is Anakin's Skywalker's Father?

[YouMadd?]

how is it in a galaxy far far away/long time ago when these ET nikkas was in Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

and on earth with modern humans at the very same time

summin don't add up

ET's planet likes to colonize

 

[Naijan]

 

[Darth Sidious]

We all know who Lord Vader's real father is






That Shmi Skywalker p*ssy

 

[Darth Sidious]

He doesnt have one. Kind of like the Jesus of the Star Wars universe. Midichlorians basically formed him spontaneously. It's why he was so powerful as well. Would have been even more powerful had he not lost many of his cells to third degree burns and became half machine. Star Wars nikkas can refine this post. I been away for a while.

Darth Plagueis The Wise used the dark side of the force to create him nikka.

Spoiler

And then i murked him in his sleep

 

[23Barrettcity]

Darth Plageius manipulated the midichlorians to produce life (Anakin). Sidious basically spells it out at the opera in episode 3. Never bought that completely but its the best guess.

How's the book about that ?? Sounds good but idk if I want to read all that political stuff.
I had a book about Darth maul where a smuggler had information that could stop the event of episode 1 but Darth maul is hunting him, Jedi apprentice and his droid . I love that shyt but someone lifted it out my house

 

[Tom]

Darth Plagueis The Wise used the dark side of the force to create him nikka.

Spoiler

And then i murked him in his sleep

So lemme get this straight.... Darth Plagueis basically jerked off and nutted into the atmosphere and made the nutt go inside of Annakin's mom with the dark side of the force?




What happened to Darth Plagueis btw

 

[FaTaL]

So lemme get this straight.... Darth Plagueis basically jerked off and nutted into the atmosphere and made the nutt go inside of Annakin's mom with the dark side of the force?




What happened to Darth Plagueis btw

darth plagueis had the ability to control the midichorlians to create and end life

the only force user to ever achieve that ability

he created anakin and before he could train him to replace sidious

sidious killed him

 

[Tom]

darth plagueis had the ability to control the midichorlians to create and end life

the only force user to ever achieve that ability

he created anakin and before he could train him to replace sidious

sidious killed him

how u know all this shyt b?


Sidious never really came out and said he was the apprentice who killed dude tho, although it could be interpreted as him dropping hints at it a few times tho




I honestly wouldn't mind if Lucas did another prequel based on Sidious and Plagueis

 

[Ice Cold]

how u know all this shyt b?


Sidious never really came out and said he was the apprentice who killed dude tho, although it could be interpreted as him dropping hints at it a few times tho




I honestly wouldn't mind if Lucas did another prequel based on Sidious and Plagueis

I thought it was pretty obvious sidious murked that boy

 

[Tom]

to keep it 100, most of the dialogue in the later films was so boring and cheesy its hard to really pay attention to what they were saying

 

[FaTaL]

how u know all this shyt b?


Sidious never really came out and said he was the apprentice who killed dude tho, although it could be interpreted as him dropping hints at it a few times tho




I honestly wouldn't mind if Lucas did another prequel based on Sidious and Plagueis

sidious tells him about plagueis to plant the thought of saving padme

and when sidious reveals himself to anakin he tells him that if they work together that they can save the ones he love from dying.

small hints


it would be hard to have a movie about sidious and plagueis

plagueis basically planned everything 30 years before the end when he was killed, he was the greatest sith of all time

 

[JoelB]

I love Stars Wars threads...please continue

 

[FaTaL]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110713215942/starwars/images/0/05/Darthplagueis-cover.jpg

read this book!

 

[Theabbot]

the sith lord who was the master of sidious (anakins master), mastered the manipulation of midi-chlorians, and thought that he could use them to create life, he wanted to create the "chosen one", who was prophesied to bring balance to the force (fight against the dark side)...so him and sidious tried to create the chosen one, in order to have him to himself, and gain the power to live forever and rule everything. So they sent out waves of energy or something using the dark side of the force into the galaxy to try to do this...but the force pushed back at him, and he figured he failed, while learning that the force is naturally opposed to the dark side....in truth, the force's answer to them trying to manipulate life with the dark side, was to create the savior who would fight the sith and bring balance the force...so it chose anakin and gave him incredible power...presumably just as a baby in his mothers womb....so in truth, he kind of brought the prophecy to life lol...and of course in the end, it was anakin who killed the last sith lord..fulfilling the prophecy.

This. Except that there was no fetus in his mothers womb until the force converged and made it so. The force created life in her womb. She was simply a vessel. A grail...

 

[Green negs and spam]

At this knowledge, I knew the Star Wars mythos ran deep but not like this.