who is Anakin's Skywalker's Father?

[Tom]

Darth Plageius manipulated the midichlorians to produce life (Anakin). Sidious basically spells it out at the opera in episode 3. Never bought that completely but its the best guess.

So you're saying this is Anakin's pops?

and is manipulated in that context a fancy word for date raping Anakins moms?

 

[Bud Bundy]

Dude was raised by a single moms

where was her baby daddy at?

there was no father

so god.

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Anakin is Jesus

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Mace windu, you think the only brotha left in the galaxy aint piping down those pawgs

u know he was just posting like he was about that life style

but really he was hunting wild boar quality hoes

 

[OmegaK2099]

Anakin is Jesus

basically

 

[Tom]

So Jesus is Darth Vader?

 

[Heretic]

I'm da Pappy

 

[duck]

Mace windu, you think the only brotha left in the galaxy aint piping down those pawgs

what u mean "left in the galaxy"

start wars aint in the future breh, its in the past

"a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...."

 

[Tom]

So those humans in Star Wars ain't even originate from Earth?


How is that even possible

 

[Kid-Wave]

the sith lord who was the master of sidious (anakins master), mastered the manipulation of midi-chlorians, and thought that he could use them to create life, he wanted to create the "chosen one", who was prophesied to bring balance to the force (fight against the dark side)...so him and sidious tried to create the chosen one, in order to have him to himself, and gain the power to live forever and rule everything. So they sent out waves of energy or something using the dark side of the force into the galaxy to try to do this...but the force pushed back at him, and he figured he failed, while learning that the force is naturally opposed to the dark side....in truth, the force's answer to them trying to manipulate life with the dark side, was to create the savior who would fight the sith and bring balance the force...so it chose anakin and gave him incredible power...presumably just as a baby in his mothers womb....so in truth, he kind of brought the prophecy to life lol...and of course in the end, it was anakin who killed the last sith lord..fulfilling the prophecy.

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

..............................

 

[Ice Cold]

the sith lord who was the master of sidious (anakins master), mastered the manipulation of midi-chlorians, and thought that he could use them to create life, he wanted to create the "chosen one", who was prophesied to bring balance to the force (fight against the dark side)...so him and sidious tried to create the chosen one, in order to have him to himself, and gain the power to live forever and rule everything. So they sent out waves of energy or something using the dark side of the force into the galaxy to try to do this...but the force pushed back at him, and he figured he failed, while learning that the force is naturally opposed to the dark side....in truth, the force's answer to them trying to manipulate life with the dark side, was to create the savior who would fight the sith and bring balance the force...so it chose anakin and gave him incredible power...presumably just as a baby in his mothers womb....so in truth, he kind of brought the prophecy to life lol...and of course in the end, it was anakin who killed the last sith lord..fulfilling the prophecy.

To Tell the truth I pretty much checked out of Star Wars After the Phantom Menace so I stopped paying attention.
From Phantom menace the mother made it seem like he was Space Jesus but I know that a gang of troopers were on leave and ran a train on her

 

[YouMadd?]

So those humans in Star Wars ain't even originate from Earth?


How is that even possible

Its possible in a galaxy far far away breh breh.....

 

[Tom]

Its possible in a galaxy far far away breh breh.....

how is it in a galaxy far far away/long time ago when these ET nikkas was in Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

and on earth with modern humans at the very same time

summin don't add up

 

[duck]

how is it in a galaxy far far away/long time ago when these ET nikkas was in the star wars movies

and on earth with modern humans at the very same time

summin don't add up

et know how to use the mass effect relays