liquor + being horny = problems
Got drunk one time at a bar, left with a chick, so drunk don't remember who she was or what she looked like, got in my car and drove with her. only remember two things after that
1. us in the back seat of my car, her pulling up her underwear and stepping out of my car
2. me waking up in my bed the next afternoon
til this day I wonder who she was, literally don't remember a single physical feature about her
I've got enough dirtbag experience to know that it's probably for the best that you don't remember.
" when I come out the bathroom I look into her aunt's bedroom and she on her back, legs open wit a dildo going in and out her box..I stand there like 
..she makes eye contact but doesn't stop..so I'm standing there rubbing my dikk thru my boxers, I said fukk it and just pulled my dikk out and started beating my dikk in front of her. I end up nutting on her carpet and going back to the couch. bytch didn't say a word to me until the morning..that morning when everyone awake she gone walk up to me and say "I don't want you in my house, that was disrespectful what you did last night"...I hit the 
And told me to leave...
...2 weeks later this bytch shows up to my crib for a barbeque..I hit the 
) and we met in a back alley and she domed me off in my car 
but I ain’t care 
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