What’s the worst thing you did out of horniness

[Astroslik]

I was driving on a midnight creep session

fukked around and locked my keys in the car while getting gas

Busted out the back passenger window and kept on pushing to her house.

Beat it up and when I got home the next morning (before 6am and people wake up) told wifey that these teenagers are getting out of control with the car vandalism, might be time to move

 

[Phantum]

Mostly just going into rough neighborhoods alone as an outsider. Was smashing this chick late night in Camden when I went to school in Philly

Her block looked deserted with vacants with the exception of fiends and a crew of dealers.

 

[downtheline]

Left the club in TJ went to a red light area and bought some p*ssy. Then returned to the club like it was nothing and still went home with something.

Club Hong Kong?

 

[Marezzy]

I took a few trips to South Dallas

Post nut clarity made me feel the danger

lmao I hope that p*ssy was worth it.

 

[Antwon Mitchell]

I have a lot of stories but I ain't telling cause I don't feel like it

 

[Alvin]

liquor + being horny = problems

Got drunk one time at a bar, left with a chick, so drunk don't remember who she was or what she looked like, got in my car and drove with her. only remember two things after that
1. us in the back seat of my car, her pulling up her underwear and stepping out of my car
2. me waking up in my bed the next afternoon

til this day I wonder who she was, literally don't remember a single physical feature about her

that's dangerous, could've been a tranny, now you in a young buck situation

 

[zayk35]

Club Hong Kong?

Club XS in 1999

 

[zayk35]

you go to that brothel?

nah it was like a "hoe stroll" ...some bad Mexican hoes too...no refrigerators

 

[Alvin]

Was out of a 3 year relationship with the first chick I ever really loved. Had a dry spell. Went to the club on her birthday (I know she was out somewhere getting smashed, I'll be damned if I'm posted up on some shyt).

Got drunk and pulled a woman 13 years my senior. Someone shot up the club but luckily (or unluckily) I already had those digits

Linked up with her an hour later. Got a room. Them draws came off and I got hit in the face with a pungent aroma from a jungle of pubic follicles


Ran up in it raw, still (still very drunk) but I remember very well the grip that thang had

Left the room smelling like deluxe grouper straight from the fisherman's wharf.

Realized the next day I had hit a broad with BV

thought you meant someone nutted in her already lol

 

[Max.]

I smashed this bbw latina..she didnt have a big stomach like that...she did have the lunch lady arms....ass was huge..she had 4 kids at the time..

bytch had us watchn seinfeld on a 10 inch tv in her living room at first

 

[newarkhiphop]

that's dangerous, could've been a tranny, now you in a young buck situation

 

[Self_Born7]

met this chick at a HS convention, which i was in HS frat. they had chapters all along the east coast... my Senior year our chapter hosted the convention. met shorty, we talked and hit it off.. out the blue, i told my boy nikka pack up we heading to Howard. jump on the jerz turnpike and head down there. chick was a virgin, she was a nice girl, and I at that time was a grimey nikka. I felt bad afterwards.

used to lace up the timbz, walked thru piles of unsholved snow, next town over to the grimiest parts of newark to smash a broad. after nikkas done stole my whip. Her mom worked at fed ex at the airport, and I used to have to hide in the closet until she left cold as hell and wet as feet.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Almost jerked it on the Garden State Parkway driving into the city. Had the video up on the phone, and had a moment of clarity 10 mins before I hit the Turnpike.

 

[97Pac]

I love the coli

This made me reconsider, I was gonna fukk this fat chick this week, but maybe not. That post nut clarity would be too much

Naw breh gon and hit it, aint nobody go know.

 

[Whore D'oeuvres]

thought you meant someone nutted in her already lol

Nah. Literal form