What’s the worst thing you did out of horniness

[jay83]

I went to a girls house who I knew was 100% batshyt crazy and was liable to do anything off how she felt at the moment. She told me the first time we met she always leaves her place unlocked in hopes of someone breaking in and she had plans for them. Also talked to a 12 year old picture of her. Her place looked like a dungeon.

but I went anyway because I was stressed and horny.

 

[newarkhiphop]

liquor + being horny = problems

Got drunk one time at a bar, left with a chick, so drunk don't remember who she was or what she looked like, got in my car and drove with her. only remember two things after that
1. us in the back seat of my car, her pulling up her underwear and stepping out of my car
2. me waking up in my bed the next afternoon

til this day I wonder who she was, literally don't remember a single physical feature about her

 

[Bigblackted4]

How extreme are we talking here

I don't think I could drive more than 2 hours even if I was dumb horny

Oh I didn’t drive for it but at least 350

 

[jay83]

Oh I didn’t drive for it but at least 350

Damn I think the highest a woman can be on a looks scale at 350 would be no higher than a 3 at best. Lol

 

[Absolut da poet ®]

Shoulda went to my fam BD party in VIP @ a top club in N.Y.

And instead drove 5 hrs to see some bish in VA

She was cool.. but I wish I had gone to the party
Dem nikkas had a ball.. could've seen that ho whenever

 

[HabitualChiller]

Snu snu

How’d you pull that prime Amazonian?

I bagged that shyt off of POF. Only bad thing is that she's ghetto as hell. She's hilarious though

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Ill never understand how you can even do this.
It would be literally impossible for me, just the thought of having a girl that laying in front of me, Id probably have a breakdown and ask myself what the hell my life has come to

No front though

Yep. I can't get it up when I'm disgusted

 

[patscorpio]

And then you feel obligated to not have wasted your time

Exactly!!! The coochie was average but I was willing to keep her on the roster for the head lol.

 

[ÆTHER]

Cheat with one of my girl's friends (well acquaintances) and my girl (at the time) kept mentioning how she looked at me and I thought she was just paranoid, turned out she was right . My dikk has no regrets, the rest of me though .

 

[Whore D'oeuvres]

Was out of a 3 year relationship with the first chick I ever really loved. Had a dry spell. Went to the club on her birthday (I know she was out somewhere getting smashed, I'll be damned if I'm posted up on some shyt).

Got drunk and pulled a woman 13 years my senior. Someone shot up the club but luckily (or unluckily) I already had those digits

Linked up with her an hour later. Got a room. Them draws came off and I got hit in the face with a pungent aroma from a jungle of pubic follicles


Ran up in it raw, still (still very drunk) but I remember very well the grip that thang had

Left the room smelling like deluxe grouper straight from the fisherman's wharf.

Realized the next day I had hit a broad with BV

 

[kaldurahm]

Oh I didn’t drive for it but at least 350

Oh shoot, last week girl I was about to see was maybe 250, 5'5.

 

[Steel]

liquor + being horny = problems

Got drunk one time at a bar, left with a chick, so drunk don't remember who she was or what she looked like, got in my car and drove with her. only remember two things after that
1. us in the back seat of my car, her pulling up her underwear and stepping out of my car
2. me waking up in my bed the next afternoon

til this day I wonder who she was, literally don't remember a single physical feature about her

This happened to me also

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

man that's crazy

 

[MrBillCollecta]

I smashed a fat chick once outside in the park in broad daylight..her p*ssy stunk like a muthafukka but I was horny

Got head from this old white bytch paid her 20 drove to her apartments and she sucked me off while her dude was inside waiting for his cigs...I saw her asked if she wanted to suck some young blk dikk and she went for it..she told me to tell her when I was bout to nut I bust all in her mouth..she opened the door spit out the nut and went into the house wit her man

These broads kill me with that tell me when you gon nut bullshyt. My dikk will let you know.... FOH.

 

[MrBillCollecta]

yooo.

I swear to God bro. I knew she was big but that shyt put things into perspective. It's was too late at that point. She had already topped me off and I was standing there with wood in hand. And to make shyt worse she started playing with her p*ssy and spreading her shyt like i was supposed eat it up. I wanted out but my dikk didn't.

I love the coli

This made me reconsider, I was gonna fukk this fat chick this week, but maybe not. That post nut clarity would be too much

Please reconsider.