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What's The Most Simp S*** You Ever Did (Simp Confessions)
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MarloStanTrill
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I was friend zoned back in my early 20's and ended up buying the chick a dress for her date with another guy. My simping days ended at that very moment
MarloStanTrill
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please
MarloStanTrill
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MarloStanTrill
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You are assuming a lot about some you don't know ... please stop it
also spending money on a stranger is stupid I don't care if you are Bill Gates it's the principle
Act like parks and beaches and coffee shops don't exist brehettes
It is simping by the way to take a first date to a concert or a nice restaurant ... # facts
facts. i been with my gf for 2 yrs...on her bday a few weeks ago i took her to one of atls top steakhouses (rathbun steak) and dropped about $400 when it was all said and done....For my WOMAN OF 2 YEARS.
On a first date its simping. For the record our first date was a netflix and chill. We MATCHED blunts, and I had the drank at my crib..... and i smashed. If i hadnt smashed, she wouldnt have been around long enuff to be my main. #facts
Not that bad actually...
Bought her and her siblings a 10 piece from popeyes...
But could have been much worse looking back.
Could have been.
Worst $25 i spent on a dumb necklace.
We dated for a few months but. Still
at me blowing money. My brother gave me the  :scustmj:
yardman
Mad movements!
gave shorty my ipod nano when my blood cousin wanted it. shyt had all my jams in it 
my cuz would give me the every time he saw me cupcaking with her. that nikka told me she wanted to fukk him but I was like "nah she want me nikka!
" he called that bytch up and put her on speaker phone while I was in the room to let me hear. 
thank god this was when I was 14-15
my cuz would give me the every time he saw me cupcaking with her. that nikka told me she wanted to fukk him but I was like "nah she want me nikka!" he called that bytch up and put her on speaker phone while I was in the room to let me hear. thank god this was when I was 14-15
Cheech&Chong
rip chinx
bytches use to have me writing poems n shyt. One girl had my ass crying at work one time.
Chick had me and the other dude she was fukking over at her place.
Introduced the dude as her brother, which should've thrown up red flags because I remembered that she told me she only had two sisters. Anyway, we chillin..this broad starts whining about how her brother done gave this car so she can go to work and shyt (I was 19, she was 18) and how it needs some repairs to get it running and she broke..so I'm like..
Me: How much you need?
Dude: She needs $600.
Me:
Her:That's right...$600.
So I'm like where the car at? We go outside and it's a gotdamn Pontiac firebird, six speed sitting on some nice ass rims.
Me: When the hell you learn how to drive a stick?
Her: You know I know how to work a stick
Me: No...No, I don't know that.
Dude: She does though bro...very well
Me:
Anyway, I give this broad basically my check for two weeks to get "her" car fixed. She basically fell off the face of the earth for like three weeks..No replies to calls or pages. I'm out with my fellas at the theatre and I see the Pontiac with this nikka I saw at her house driving it. This nikka even got another broad with him in the whip..
This nikka sees me when him and his girl walk up to the booth and instantly starts
Me:
My boys looking at me and then him like.
Dude: I appreciate your help man...baby, say thank you to this man right here.
Girl: Thank you?
Me:
This wasn't the last time something like this happened to me
GOAT story!
This shyt had me in tears.
yardman
Mad movements!
The most simp shyt I ever heard was on an episode of the 5150 show. This nikka Corey said Chicago got hit with a bad snowstorm one year and this girl who he was talking to called him because her car was stuck in snow. So he shoots over there to dig out her car. While he's digging her whip out he leaves his car running so it's hot when it's time for him to cut. So when he finally gets done his car battery died and he asks the chick for a jump. Do you know this bytch responded with something to the effect of "I don't want you messing my car up" and drove off
cac poster
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You had 25 whole dollars at one time? And spent it on a chick?Could have been.
Worst $25 i spent on a dumb necklace.
We dated for a few months but. Still
My brother gave me the  :scustmj:
You'll never see that much money again!
cornercommission2k12
so this were u dudes went
Pretty girl I dated back right out of high school
I was a absolute hustler out of high school, sold weed and had 2 jobs, 1 at a telemarketing place and worked for my school in the after school program.
Anyway , ole girl used to lie a lot about shyt she had going on to get money out me, lied about her car breaking down, lied about her lights being out at her granny house where she lived, lied and said she got jumped on by her ex ,
But the soft spot for me, was the fact she had a child, but the child was actually disabled. She used that kid as a golden goose. I don't feel sorry for getting her kid toys and shyt, the biggest simp thing was putting this girl on my phone plan, heifer ran the bill to over a 1000 dollars smh.
Had my Playa card revoked for awhile, glad I at least smashed on the regular, and she was fine as fukk. But lesson was learned, if you base a relationship all about money you will get burned. Smh
I was a absolute hustler out of high school, sold weed and had 2 jobs, 1 at a telemarketing place and worked for my school in the after school program.
Anyway , ole girl used to lie a lot about shyt she had going on to get money out me, lied about her car breaking down, lied about her lights being out at her granny house where she lived, lied and said she got jumped on by her ex ,
But the soft spot for me, was the fact she had a child, but the child was actually disabled. She used that kid as a golden goose. I don't feel sorry for getting her kid toys and shyt, the biggest simp thing was putting this girl on my phone plan, heifer ran the bill to over a 1000 dollars smh.
Had my Playa card revoked for awhile, glad I at least smashed on the regular, and she was fine as fukk. But lesson was learned, if you base a relationship all about money you will get burned. Smh
Paradise50
Superstar
Ex/BM said we were gonna move in together after she finished school (2013). She got a kinda decent job and she changed up on me. She basically said I wasn't ready because of my financial place at the time 
....shyt hurt I stayed w/ her ONLY because I added her on as motivation to bounce back from my low point (college dropout working a low paying slave job). In retrospect I dealt w/ depression on the low low because I was really at my bottom.
We broke up last summer (we both went back to school) while in nursing school and she was acting hella cold towards me the whole last year (as far as relationship wise; as parents we got along). Around April, I found a ticket to a Hornets game she had went to in October which was around the time I was trying to fix things 
. I flipped and vowed to get over her ....I hit the gym and started eating healthy...put all my focus into school.
Guess what?
2 weeks before graduation she starts acting all loving and caring again
I'm looking at her like
I straight up told her, "I knew you would start wanting to be a couple when you saw that I was gonna graduate (I struggled initially). If I flunked out you wouldn't even be acting like this right now."
Long story short but it's damn near December and I still refuse to get back with her.Literally every other week she's crying and complaining saying that she's "ready now". And blaming me for holding the fukk shyt she did against her 
I got love for her and she's a great mother but it's my time now....she trying to pull the "I held you down" like she didnt keep rejecting taking the next step because I wasn't making as much as she was
fukk her
I'm enjoying life as a single black male in a decent career
She basically said I wasn't ready because of my financial place at the time ....shyt hurt I stayed w/ her ONLY because I added her on as motivation to bounce back from my low point (college dropout working a low paying slave job). In retrospect I dealt w/ depression on the low low because I was really at my bottom. We broke up last summer (we both went back to school) while in nursing school and she was acting hella cold towards me the whole last year (as far as relationship wise; as parents we got along)
. Around April, I found a ticket to a Hornets game she had went to in October which was around the time I was trying to fix things . I flipped and vowed to get over her ....I hit the gym and started eating healthy...put all my focus into school. Guess what?
2 weeks before graduation she starts acting all loving and caring again
I'm looking at her like
I straight up told her, "I knew you would start wanting to be a couple when you saw that I was gonna graduate (I struggled initially). If I flunked out you wouldn't even be acting like this right now."
Long story short but it's damn near December and I still refuse to get back with her.
Literally every other week she's crying and complaining saying that she's "ready now". And blaming me for holding the fukk shyt she did against her I got love for her and she's a great mother but it's my time now....she trying to pull the "I held you down" like she didnt keep rejecting taking the next step because I wasn't making as much as she was
fukk her
I'm enjoying life as a single black male in a decent career