What's The Most Simp S*** You Ever Did (Simp Confessions)

[OVORay78]

You sound like a idiot .

I'm not saying anything unreasonable at all .

 

[peppe]

Chick had me and the other dude she was fukking over at her place.

Introduced the dude as her brother, which should've thrown up red flags because I remembered that she told me she only had two sisters. Anyway, we chillin..this broad starts whining about how her brother done gave this car so she can go to work and shyt (I was 19, she was 18) and how it needs some repairs to get it running and she broke..so I'm like..

Me: How much you need?

Dude: She needs $600.

Me:


Her: That's right...$600.


So I'm like where the car at? We go outside and it's a gotdamn Pontiac firebird, six speed sitting on some nice ass rims.

Me: When the hell you learn how to drive a stick?

Her: You know I know how to work a stick

Me: No...No, I don't know that.

Dude: She does though bro...very well


Me:


Anyway, I give this broad basically my check for two weeks to get "her" car fixed. She basically fell off the face of the earth for like three weeks..No replies to calls or pages. I'm out with my fellas at the theatre and I see the Pontiac with this nikka I saw at her house driving it. This nikka even got another broad with him in the whip..

This nikka sees me when him and his girl walk up to the booth and instantly starts

Me:

My boys looking at me and then him like .

Dude: I appreciate your help man...baby, say thank you to this man right here.

Girl: Thank you?

Me:


This wasn't the last time something like this happened to me

You win breh, you win That's some savage shyt

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

@TreeElecHuggica You hear this bytch?.

obviously she supports simping... she probably benefits from it

although I know for a fact most of yall ladies have committed simping your damn self too

 

[The M.I.C.]

YOU A CLOWN



My dude if i have the cash and i wanna go to mastro's thats where imma go.

Sure we can go to the park but stop thinking about YOUR POCKETS.

act like nikkas can't save and have fun brehs .

You're a female.

Your perspective, regardless of how much p*ssy you slam your face into, doesn't afford you a man's mentality. Not trying to be mean but you're treading hard into an area you're not familiar with.

Women and children can be careless financially..grown men cannot, economics help power everything in a man's world. Dates, gifts, etc can easily be seen as investments into procuring a woman's affection/attention or COURTING. Failure to achieve this from a female is considered a LOSS of INVESTMENT. It's not that hard to see..there's more strategy at play than you think.

 

[ThiefyPoo]

You're a female.

Your perspective, regardless of how much p*ssy you slam your face into, doesn't afford you a man's mentality. Not trying to be mean but you're treading hard into an area you're not familiar with.

Women and children can be careless financially..grown men cannot, economics help power everything in a man's world. Dates, gifts, etc can easily be seen as investments into procuring a woman's affection/attention or COURTING. Failure to achieve this from a female is considered a LOSS of INVESTMENT. It's not that hard to see..there's more strategy at play than you think.

I wonder how my friends are able to do this then and still own homes

Like i said everyone has a vice and you cannot count someone else pockets period .

There is a dude i forgot his name on this forum he buys every fukking new piece of tech available .

He doesn't have kids now you telling me he can't be irresponsible on certain things cause he's a man

Like i said y'all counting folks pockets.

I personally think it doesn't matter as long as someone is responsible on everything else .

If they like to spend money on dates thats their thing man .

I know a guy like that this is where my pov comes from he just likes to go out .

Its also another reason he doesn't maintain his relationships because girls meet him.

He wines and dines them no problem but they think he's gonna chance going out .

I really only think people with no money always shocked by how someone with money spends it no matter if you told them you save .

Ive personally spent that much on a first date also we went to dinner but didn't want the night to end and went somewhere else .

Ended up dating her for a year our chemistry was insane but we were at two different places in life so it didn't work.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I wonder how my friends are able to do this then and still own homes

Like i said everyone has a vice and you cannot count someone else pockets period .

There is a dude i forgot his name on this forum he buys every fukking new piece of tech available .

He doesn't have kids now you telling me he can't be irresponsible on certain things cause he's a man

Like i said y'all counting folks pockets.

I personally think it doesn't matter as long as someone is responsible on everything else .

If they like to spend money on dates thats their thing man .

I know a guy like that this is where my pov comes from he just likes to go out .

Its also another reason he doesn't maintain his relationships because girls meet him.

He wines and dines them no problem but they think he's gonna chance going out .

I really only think people with no money always shocked by how someone with money spends it no matter if you told them you save .

Ive personally spent that much on a first date also we went to dinner but didn't want the night to end and went somewhere else .

Ended up dating her for a year our chemistry was insane but we were at two different places in life so it didn't work.

yeah but, have you ever simped someone before?

 

[bucks3115]

Stayed after she cheated never again

Epic fail

 

[GreenGhxst]

Biggest simp shyt I did is go to the strip club and I don't mind it , some of yall nikkas taking major L's though, I feel bad could've been anyone, I'm just always perpetually broke so I never had the chance to simp before I knew better, I did steal some candy for a girl in elementary school if that counts

 

[ThiefyPoo]

yeah but, have you ever simped someone before?

Of course and if anyone says they haven't they a damm liar .

When your charm doesn't working you think showing someone a good time will .

shyt sometimes it doesn't end up how you want .

That happen to me once doe i wanted her fine ass bad .

Just went out a couple times and she even came back to the crib but my usual tricks weren't working so i let it go.


I'm also sure everyone been hoh before as well .

 

[TEH]

@TreeElecHuggica You hear this bytch?.

She has no idea who each of us is ... typing this in an airport waiting for my flight btw.

 

[Dianenapoleon1]

Simping aint easy

 

[Max.]

Used to text this latina bytch everyday...for few months...she had a bf(that was fukkn married!) dude stayed in another city...i met her on her lunch break gave her a gift...drove to her house one time as soon as i pulled up i got text sayn "can u come another time" i was pissed but she came inside the car
Startn cryn bout how she gets dogged out but "loves" him

After a while i took the L n stopped talkn to her...i told myself man cant this motha fukka die....a year later she made a IG post...dude had a heart attack young and died...

Month later bytch had a new Bf

Hoh ever since dawg

 

[Trapperman Dave]

Tutored a yellowbone for free.

she boughr me food and wore lowcut shirts showing her titties as a form.of payment tho

My.simping days have not been achieved yet

Ehh not so bad she brought food at least she wasn't empty handed

 

[Trapperman Dave]

Chick had me and the other dude she was fukking over at her place.

Introduced the dude as her brother, which should've thrown up red flags because I remembered that she told me she only had two sisters. Anyway, we chillin..this broad starts whining about how her brother done gave this car so she can go to work and shyt (I was 19, she was 18) and how it needs some repairs to get it running and she broke..so I'm like..

Me: How much you need?

Dude: She needs $600.

Me:


Her: That's right...$600.


So I'm like where the car at? We go outside and it's a gotdamn Pontiac firebird, six speed sitting on some nice ass rims.

Me: When the hell you learn how to drive a stick?

Her: You know I know how to work a stick

Me: No...No, I don't know that.

Dude: She does though bro...very well


Me:


Anyway, I give this broad basically my check for two weeks to get "her" car fixed. She basically fell off the face of the earth for like three weeks..No replies to calls or pages. I'm out with my fellas at the theatre and I see the Pontiac with this nikka I saw at her house driving it. This nikka even got another broad with him in the whip..

This nikka sees me when him and his girl walk up to the booth and instantly starts

Me:

My boys looking at me and then him like .

Dude: I appreciate your help man...baby, say thank you to this man right here.

Girl: Thank you?

Me:


This wasn't the last time something like this happened to me

:camhmm: Damn homie

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Used to text this latina bytch everyday...for few months...she had a bf(that was fukkn married!) dude stayed in another city...i met her on her lunch break gave her a gift...drove to her house one time as soon as i pulled up i got text sayn "can u come another time" i was pissed but she came inside the car
Startn cryn bout how she gets dogged out but "loves" him

After a while i took the L n stopped talkn to her...i told myself man cant this motha fukka die....a year later she made a IG post...dude had a heart attack young and died...

Month later bytch had a new Bf

Hoh ever since dawg