What's The Most Simp S*** You Ever Did (Simp Confessions)

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Told a bih I eat p*ssy even though I don't
:mjlol: I have done that shyt too

:ohhh: but that's not simp shyt, that's get the panties game when you young.

I think I only ran that game twice, smashed and then when she sitting there looking like "when you go do what you said you was going to do" in putting on my clothes saying "I got you next time"

Wasn't no next time :heh:
 

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Allowed my Ex to live in my basement when she lost her job and had no place to stay :scust:


Another chick I was messing with moved away told m to come visit flew like 5 hours only to find out she had a man and didn't care to see me for like five days was bored as hell
 

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Ive said it before I completely fukk up simping... Best I could do was give my ex money to supposedly help her daughter (who called me dad after being there for years) get into another school... But it was for the child so I dont know it that counts....

I took my bm back just for the kids, does that count???

Dont know if it counts if its for kids...
 

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Back when I would have simped on a chick I was thankfully a dirt broke college student living off my parents allowance so I usually put high value on where I spent my money but I have taking a couple L's.


lol, here is my story, I was like 20 and wanted to date this girl so bad. I liked her in high school and she was mutual friends with my best friends after high school so we got back in contact with each other. I was borderline obsessed with shawty and would have done everything to be with her :mjcry:. I remember taking time out of my weekends to tutor her for an exam she wanted :mjlol:. We even went out on a date with each other :mjlol:. Told her I liked her then throughout the date, she starts saying how she only has male friends :patrice: setting me up for the friend zone :patrice:. Anyways after the date, I told her I liked her a lot etc. :mjcry: She told me, she will let me know but she may moved to Chicago soon:mjcry:.


I remember one time I called up her, shawty put me on hold :mjcry: and I could hear all the party n fun and laughing in the background :mjcry: and I stayed there until I hung up, she aint even call me the next day :mjcry:.


Long story short, added her on facebook, she is dating some hood nikka with no car working at walmart:wow: here I am 3rd year engineering major graduated #9 of my high school class with a lot more potential than him:upsetfavre:. That shyt hurted lol. Heck I remember her commenting on some niccas page saying "I love that hood nicca look on you". :mjcry:..shyt came on the facebook side bar. Months later she pops up pregnant, hood nicca bounced on her ass and the child wasn't even born yet:mjgrin:....lol shawty in my facebook inbox and being all nice n shyt :mjgrin:...curved her :mjgrin: a year or two later after graduating college and moving away I come back to town kicking it with her and my best friend and she was like "my number hasn't changed":mjgrin:....curved her :mjgrin:.

She recently had an abortion cause my best friend homie smashed her and her dashed on her when she got pregnant :patrice:. As much as I liked her then, I dodge a big ass bullet :wow:. I have smashed way more attractive and accomplished women since her :manny:.


Took a few mis teps here and there but I don't simp. Women will flat out chase niccas they want no matter how bad he treats her so wtf do I need to convince you for to fukk with me!
 

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Back when I would have simped on a chick I was thankfully a dirt broke college student living off my parents allowance so I usually put high value on where I spent my money but I have taking a couple L's.


lol, here is my story, I was like 20 and wanted to date this girl so bad. I liked her in high school and she was mutual friends with my best friends after high school so we got back in contact with each other. I was borderline obsessed with shawty and would have done everything to be with her :mjcry:. I remember taking time out of my weekends to tutor her for an exam she wanted :mjlol:. We even went out on a date with each other :mjlol:. Told her I liked her then through the date, she starts saying how she only has male friends :patrice: setting me up for the friend zone :patrice:. Anyways after the date, I told her I liked her a lot etc. :mjcry: She told me, she will let me know but she may moved to Chicago soon:mjcry:.


I remember one time I called up her shawty put me on hold :mjcry: and I could hear all the party n fun and laughing in the background :mjcry: and I stayed there until I hung up, she aint even call me the next day :mjcry:.


Long story short, added her on facebook, she is dating some hood nikka with no car working at walmart:wow: here I am 3rd year engineering major graduated #9 of my high school class :upsetfavre:. That shyt hurted lol. Heck I remember her commenting on some niccas page saying "I love that hood nicca look on you". :mjcry:..shyt came on the facebook side bar. Months later she pops up pregnant, hood nicca bounced on her ass and the child wasn't even born yet:mjgrin:....lol shawty in my facebook inbox and being all nice n shyt :mjgrin:...curved her :mjgrin: a year or two later after graduating college and moving away I come back to town kicking it with her and my best friend and she was like "my number hasn't changed":mjgrin:....curved her :mjgrin:.

She recently had an abortion cause my best friend homie smashed her and her dashed on her when she got pregnant :patrice:. As much as I liked her then, I dodge a big ass bullet :wow:. I have smashed way more attractive and accomplished women since her :manny:.


Took a few mis teps here and there but I don't simp. Women will flat out chase niccas they want no matter how bad he treats her so wtf do I need to convince you for to fukk with me!


The curvings you hit her back with :whew:


I agree though...hitting accomplished women is :ohlawd:.....whole different feeling then hitting some broke hoe :heh:
 

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I'm HOH and GMB now, but I had to learn the hard way :francis:

I met this 18 year old bad chick.. She had a boyfriend, but she kept telling me things like..

"he doesn't treat me right"

"i want to leave" (I don't fall for that shyt no more..)

She'd sneak off to text me at night.. after a couple weeks of this, I'm hanging out with her at a party. somebody snitched, her bf showed up. he flipped out. came and threw all her shyt on the lawn.. in the projects too :mjlol

seeing her there crying with everything she owned all strewn about, I felt pity for her.. :ufdup:

I told her she could live with me. I hadn't even smashed yet at that point :snoop:

it was a disaster and cost me thousands of dollars and a year of my life.

sometimes I think my big heart will be the death of me :mjcry:
did you eventually smash
 

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did you eventually smash
yea, the first night she moved in :smugdraper:

there was about 2 days out of a whole year we didn't fukk.. that's what clouded my vision, and had me trying to work it out longer than I should've.. I was 30, and that 18 year old snatch have a mofuka not acting right :francis:
 

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yea, the first night she moved in :smugdraper:

there was about 2 days out of a whole year we didn't fukk.. that's what clouded my vision, and had me trying to work it out longer than I should've.. I was 30, and that 18 year old snatch have a mofuka not acting right :francis:
Lol wow. You was too old to not know the game by then
 

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Lol wow. You was too old to not know the game by then
oh I did, I just felt partly responsible for getting her kicked out of her apartment (she lived with her bf.) if she had somewhere to go, no way in hell would I have asked her to move in with me. but I honestly wouldn't have felt right about leaving her out in the projects to the wolves.. I may have saved her life :ld:

its the only time in my whole life I ever supported a woman 100%. I don't know how some men do it.. work all week and hand your paycheck over to a lazy woman who doesn't contribute much. :damn:
 

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Ate her p*ssy, didn't fukk, and cuddled the bytch afterwards.....lol....my shyt is trivial compared to yall nikkas paying hoze rent and shyt though :scust:
:damn: Were you aware you wasnt getting no p*ssy ahead of time or she gave the :umad: then cuddled??? Id be on the couch like :camby: some as daylight hits...
 
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