What's The Most Simp S*** You Ever Did (Simp Confessions)
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and i thought i was bad, worst i ever spent was $90 on concert tic for a girl who left me midway
never spent more than $50 unless i got the draws since thenYou are assuming a lot about some you don't know ... please stop it
also spending money on a stranger is stupid I don't care if you are Bill Gates it's the principle
Act like parks and beaches and coffee shops don't exist brehettes
It is simping by the way to take a first date to a concert or a nice restaurant ... # facts
that's not simping, that's tricking....spending money with the intention of trying to get attention, sex, etc. from someone is tricking....although you can sometimes spend money and simp, there is a difference between the 2...
simping is more of a emotional & mental thing, and doing extra shyt.....tricking is more a financial thing...
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Worst was probably me begging for a chick to reconsider ending things with me. Some back story me and this girl had been talking for a minute during spring semester sophomore year of college. Kissing, sex, sleeping over, holding hands the whole 9. Even met her mom. Went home for the summer, came back and this bytch started acting funny 
Always ducking my calls.
Always "busy"
Not replying to text
I knew deep down inside another nikka probably had gotten to her. But this sort of break up had never happened to me. Like 100 to 0 like that. So eventually confronted her about she said there was no one else (
) but she wasn't interested anymore. Spilled my guts like a 90's R&B nikka just for her to start ignoring me all together.
Been #HOH ever since.
Always ducking my calls.
Always "busy"
Not replying to text
I knew deep down inside another nikka probably had gotten to her. But this sort of break up had never happened to me. Like 100 to 0 like that. So eventually confronted her about she said there was no one else (
) but she wasn't interested anymore. Spilled my guts like a 90's R&B nikka just for her to start ignoring me all together.Been #HOH ever since.
Drove all the way from Cleveland to Columbus in a busted ass whip while the sniper dude was actively shooting folks, my car broke down and I had to call my dad to come get me.
Man did he talk shyt the whole way home
"p*ssy almost got you killed today boy
"
Man did he talk shyt the whole way home
"p*ssy almost got you killed today boy
"
Took this girl to work every morning cause she had no car.. she paid my gas but still
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Fell asleep. Now im too late for the page 1 dap parade.
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Brehs we need to be more like brehettes. Even when we do them dirty they still give us chances to right a wrong even if it's years laters.
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Before 10th grade finished I wrote my crush, who was a close friend of mine, a love letter thru Myspace lolol. I poured my HEART out in that shyt, shyt was like 3 pages long and it took me an entire day to write that shyt. I really liked her and wanted her to be my girl
She quickly rejected me with the "youre like a brother to me" line smh
Shorty was a legit dime in those days tho, light brown skinned chick with HUGE titties, HUGE ass with a small waist, really long curly hair, and smart as fukk, a virgin
Bacc then I would have killed 50 nikkas to be with her
Years later I got to smash but she was like 60 pounds heavier, full blown BBW (the best kind of BBW tho
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She quickly rejected me with the "youre like a brother to me" line smh
Shorty was a legit dime in those days tho, light brown skinned chick with HUGE titties, HUGE ass with a small waist, really long curly hair, and smart as fukk, a virgin
Bacc then I would have killed 50 nikkas to be with her
Years later I got to smash but she was like 60 pounds heavier, full blown BBW (the best kind of BBW tho
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I told a bytch I loved her
Its not too late to get this rep tho
I remember about ten years ago I started seeing this chick I met online.
First date we played miniature golf and had subway (we went dutch) .
She lived an hour away so the first date was more of a half way location for the both of us since it was 30 minutes away from us.
Second date I drove more where she's at , a hour away to eat at in and out and to a movie (I paid for the movie tickets) . I tried to take her hand to hold it as we were walking out of the theater but she pulled it back like telling me "it's not like that" I'm thinking like 
Maybe she wanted to take things slow but it was just trying to fukking hold hands 
We had an argument about it over the phone before eventually going out again to dinner a few weeks later. The restaurant was closer to me so not much of a drive this time but I ended spending $70 on her at Red Lobster . I wasn't even working at the time
Never hit , didn't even get a hug for the dinner. She then said that we never dated in the first place despite us going out three times in a months span after meeting on a fukking dating site.
First date we played miniature golf and had subway (we went dutch) .
She lived an hour away so the first date was more of a half way location for the both of us since it was 30 minutes away from us.
Second date I drove more where she's at , a hour away to eat at in and out and to a movie (I paid for the movie tickets) . I tried to take her hand to hold it as we were walking out of the theater but she pulled it back like
telling me "it's not like that" I'm thinking like Maybe she wanted to take things slow but it was just trying to fukking hold hands We had an argument about it over the phone before eventually going out again to dinner a few weeks later. The restaurant was closer to me so not much of a drive this time but I ended spending $70 on her at Red Lobster . I wasn't even working at the time
Never hit , didn't even get a hug for the dinner. She then said that we never dated in the first place despite us going out three times in a months span after meeting on a fukking dating site.
i was smashing this chick i grew up with last year; she has 2 kids by 2 different trap nikkas and struggling through life unemployed and all that ghetto shyt
she couldn't afford to get the kids clothes out of layaway for christmas
i went ahead and foot the bill...it was only 54 dollars, plus i was already fukking her so it wasn't that...totally outside of my character and principles about giving money to people but fukk it
she couldn't afford to get the kids clothes out of layaway for christmas
i went ahead and foot the bill...it was only 54 dollars, plus i was already fukking her so it wasn't that...totally outside of my character and principles about giving money to people but fukk it