havoc
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Damn,
What's The Most Simp S*** You Ever Did (Simp Confessions)
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2manyFCKNrappers
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Went out in a snowstorm to get her a limited edition Salvatore Ferragamo Audrey Hepburn book only for her dumb ass to lose it a year later. I really haven't bought her any gifts since then
John Reena
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A few years back, a chick got distant in me so I kept on hittin up her up countless times to no avail
Those were dark times
Those were dark times
Spent my whole tax refund + a full paycheck to pay for my ex fiancé's engagement ring.. about $1,699 overall. Put me behind on my car payment + rent. But I wanted to make her "happy." Didn't even care to get engaged or be married. Just wanted to shut her the hell up about the damn ring. It's all she kept talking about after awhile. Worst part was she wasnt even satisfied with it even though it's exactly how she described how she wanted it to be. After a day or two she tells me, "you think I can get a bigger one after a few years?" I'm like what's wrong with it now? "Oh nothing it's great now, I was just asking" like really bytch? Swear I'll never treat a bytch good ever again.
Did he have a job?
You can always OD cause its never enough..
I mightve lost my kool over that one if it was me
Trust me I was damn near there. I've learned to control my anger cuz I know once I lose my cool it'll be to the point of no return and I'll do something I'll live to regret. This was the most ungrateful bytch I've ever met. So much money down the drain. Worst part is, I barely got shyt back from it after the breakup. Pawned the ring and only get $350 from it. It's a whole story, but to keep it brief. The original ring was a black diamond ring (which was really a colored gemstone since black diamonds are very rare and expensive) so I had to return that for a regular ring, and used that one to pawn it and get something back. Ended up buying a ps4 and some games lol. But mark my words I will never do right by a bytch ever again. My lesson was learned.
LeeDoubleLee
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I had no intentions on dating him again. But my argument is if he was truly interested in righting the wrong, he would have started by paying back the money he owed with the apology. He knew I needed that money for school and still insisted on screwing me over. While it was my fault for loaning it what he did was wrong as hell.Brehs we need to be more like brehettes. Even when we do them dirty they still give us chances to right a wrong even if it's years laters.
Why did you fall for this?@BlackPearl story time.
Chick had me and the other dude she was fukking over at her place.
Introduced the dude as her brother, which should've thrown up red flags because I remembered that she told me she only had two sisters. Anyway, we chillin..this broad starts whining about how her brother done gave this car so she can go to work and shyt (I was 19, she was 18) and how it needs some repairs to get it running and she broke..so I'm like..
Me: How much you need?
Dude: She needs $600.
Me:
Her:That's right...$600.
So I'm like where the car at? We go outside and it's a gotdamn Pontiac firebird, six speed sitting on some nice ass rims.
Me: When the hell you learn how to drive a stick?
Her: You know I know how to work a stick
Me: No...No, I don't know that.
Dude: She does though bro...very well
Me:
Anyway, I give this broad basically my check for two weeks to get "her" car fixed. She basically fell off the face of the earth for like three weeks..No replies to calls or pages. I'm out with my fellas at the theatre and I see the Pontiac with this nikka I saw at her house driving it. This nikka even got another broad with him in the whip..
This nikka sees me when him and his girl walk up to the booth and instantly starts
Me:
My boys looking at me and then him like.
Dude: I appreciate your help man...baby, say thank you to this man right here.
Girl: Thank you?
Me:
This wasn't the last time something like this happened to me
WhereIsTheLove
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I remember about ten years ago I started seeing this chick I met online.
First date we played miniature golf and had subway (we went dutch) .
She lived an hour away so the first date was more of a half way location for the both of us since it was 30 minutes away from us.
Second date I drove more where she's at , a hour away to eat at in and out and to a movie (I paid for the movie tickets) . I tried to take her hand to hold it as we were walking out of the theater but she pulled it back liketelling me "it's not like that" I'm thinking like
Maybe she wanted to take things slow but it was just trying to fukking hold hands
We had an argument about it over the phone before eventually going out again to dinner a few weeks later. The restaurant was closer to me so not much of a drive this time but I ended spending $70 on her at Red Lobster . I wasn't even working at the time
Never hit , didn't even get a hug for the dinner. She then said that we never dated in the first place despite us going out three times in a months span after meeting on a fukking dating site.
I never took a chick to eat unless she knew what was up. You learned now breh.
These hoes just want free lunchesI remember about ten years ago I started seeing this chick I met online.
First date we played miniature golf and had subway (we went dutch) .
She lived an hour away so the first date was more of a half way location for the both of us since it was 30 minutes away from us.
Second date I drove more where she's at , a hour away to eat at in and out and to a movie (I paid for the movie tickets) . I tried to take her hand to hold it as we were walking out of the theater but she pulled it back like
We had an argument about it over the phone before eventually going out again to dinner a few weeks later. The restaurant was closer to me so not much of a drive this time but I ended spending $70 on her at Red Lobster . I wasn't even working at the time
Never hit , didn't even get a hug for the dinner. She then said that we never dated in the first place despite us going out three times in a months span after meeting on a fukking dating site.
to the ones who shared, thanks for your honesty and it's nothing to be ashamed of
.............I consoled a chick who got dumped
.......A chick who cheated on me a year earlier
.....................................................................................................................................shyt makes me nauseous to think back.
I was friend zoned back in my early 20's and ended up buying the chick a dress for her date with another guy. My simping days ended at that very moment
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