What's The Most Simp S*** You Ever Did (Simp Confessions)

Diondon

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Somewhere tropic...
Well to me it was simping cuz the BYTCH ass nikka was cheating

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That's a damn shame.
 

WhereIsTheLove

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@BlackPearl story time.

Chick had me and the other dude she was fukking over at her place.

Introduced the dude as her brother, which should've thrown up red flags because I remembered that she told me she only had two sisters. Anyway, we chillin..this broad starts whining about how her brother done gave this car so she can go to work and shyt (I was 19, she was 18) and how it needs some repairs to get it running and she broke..so I'm like..

Me: How much you need?

Dude: She needs $600. :mjpls:

Me: :what:


Her: :jawalrus: That's right...$600.


So I'm like where the car at? We go outside and it's a gotdamn Pontiac firebird, six speed sitting on some nice ass rims.

Me: When the hell you learn how to drive a stick? :what:

Her: You know I know how to work a stick :usure:

Me: No...No, I don't know that. :what:

Dude: She does though bro...very well :dame:


Me: :what:


Anyway, I give this broad basically my check for two weeks to get "her" car fixed. She basically fell off the face of the earth for like three weeks..No replies to calls or pages. I'm out with my fellas at the theatre and I see the Pontiac with this nikka I saw at her house driving it. This nikka even got another broad with him in the whip..

This nikka sees me when him and his girl walk up to the booth and instantly starts :mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:

Me: :francis:

My boys looking at me and then him like :dahell:.

Dude: I appreciate your help man...baby, say thank you to this man right here. :bryan:

Girl: Thank you? :dahell:

Me: :skip:


This wasn't the last time something like this happened to me :francis:
Someone has to die. :what:
 

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goons in the cut tryna talk you out yo necklace
YOU A CLOWN



My dude if i have the cash and i wanna go to mastro's thats where imma go.

Sure we can go to the park but stop thinking about YOUR POCKETS.

act like nikkas can't save and have fun brehs .
I see your point but I've never been on a date in my LIFE without smashing first so spending Mastro's money on a chick I might not vibe with making fake conversation over a delicious steak she might not even deserve doesn't sound appealing. I'd still order that butter cake to go though:ohlawd:
 

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I see your point but I've never been on a date in my LIFE without smashing first so spending Mastro's money on a chick I might not vibe with making fake conversation over a delicious steak she might not even deserve doesn't sound appealing. I'd still order that butter cake to go though:ohlawd:
I know who I'm spending that money on breh .

The chicks I spent money on were all really good women that I eventually ended up being with .

I'm actually on a no dates kick right now smash and dash :yeshrug:

I'm just about work right now I don't wanna even make time for anyone .
 
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nah not everyone

older heads told me treat em like dirt and theyll stick like mud when i was young and i saw how effective it was :wow:


but GMB and HOH are becoming outdated everybody is catching on im tryna pioneer the next step/movement.... #PolygamyGang.... :wowhand1:

Best game I ever got. It's crazy and true. I wish it didn't have to be this way. I can't tell you how many times when I was younger I would try to step to women with respect. They treated a young buck like I was a burnt piece of bacon. Soon as I started going HOH they magically change their tune!

Smell good, dress good, and HOH and you'll eat for life
 

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Im fighting my urges to neg some of the nikkas in here

I got second hand embarassment:why:
 
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I remembered I loaned my bf money that I really didn't have to loan. He worked a shytty retail job I was a college student. Anyway I never got my Money back even when I asked. Turns out the whole time we were together he was fukking other women, including one that had a mustache. I felt so damn dumb when I Found out what he was doing.

Years later he tried to get back with me and apologized for doing me dirty but won't pay the money back or even try.
 
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