What's some off kilter shyt you've done while clapping cheeks
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newworldafro
DeeperThanRapBiggerThanHH
jellyfish, it was for a class I had to go to in 30 min
Diondon
Thanks to the lawyers uh, I marbled the foyer
Caught a cramp. Should have stretched first 
Travelnomad
Banned
you could smash all the women in my village, it wont ever change the fact you slept with a man.
talking about "uncultured". fukking fakkit
keep feeding these lies
At least I’m not 23 with a dead dikk
And a porn addiction
Fakkit !!!!!
kingdizzy01
ATXBBOY
guilty, used to do this shyt all the time.
back in the day, did some anal stuff with a chick, pulled out a a milk dud (!) came out too. chick was embarrassed and i was done and dipped out. another time, same female, her 2 year old bust into the room, i lose my stroke game but she tell me to keep goin with little man right there. so i kept goin. see above gif
in high school, i said 'mom' when i busted
was literally the last thing on my mind...one time i was smashing a girl in my car in the back of an apartment complex, windows mad foggy, a couple kids rollin by and pull up to watch.
like someone else said, ive had the lint/dingleberry experience while clappin from the back
, another time, same chick, her mom shows up to her apartment while im smashing. she had an army boyfriend in iraq at the time so her mom was not happy seeing another dude there without a shirt on talkin bout 'what took so long to answer the door' while giving me the look 
one chick i was with was fine as hell, we got to business, and then that wet turtle smell filled the room...still kept going tho. it was followed by a UTI
i was smashing a girl on the roof of a popular austin club back in like 2006 (you know the one if you were there
) i look up and theres like 5 dudes watching us. i smashed a girl behind a dumpster in the back of a church on the drag in front of UT
i got some stories
Isaiah Bradley
Banned
made sure shorty see me dip both hands' pointer/index fingers in her box, then put fingers in her mouth like horse reigns, pulling face cheeks during doggie
guilty, used to do this shyt all the time.
back in the day, did some anal stuff with a chick, pulled out a a milk dud (!) came out too. chick was embarrassed and i was done and dipped out. another time, same female, her 2 year old bust into the room, i lose my stroke game but she tell me to keep goin with little man right there. so i kept goin. see above gif
in high school, i said 'mom' when i busted
one time i was smashing a girl in my car in the back of an apartment complex, windows mad foggy, a couple kids rollin by and pull up to watch.
like someone else said, ive had the lint/dingleberry experience while clappin from the back
one chick i was with was fine as hell, we got to business, and then that wet turtle smell filled the room...still kept going tho. it was followed by a UTI
i was smashing a girl on the roof of a popular austin club back in like 2006 (you know the one if you were there
i smashed a girl behind a dumpster in the back of a church on the drag in front of UT
i got some stories
What a fukking experience right there
Probably ended the night watching the Fountains as the sun came up like in Ocean's 11
Damn Covid needs to go so I can hit up Vegas again
That sounds like a brain aneurysm
What a fukking experience right there
Probably ended the night watching the Fountains as the sun came up like in Ocean's 11
Damn Covid needs to go so I can hit up Vegas again
Yeah man I’m itching to get back too
Amerikan Melanin
Veteran
Lot of 
flying around
flying around
This happened to me fukking a new chick for the first time once. It made me get back in the gymCaught a cramp. Should have stretched first
What’s her IG?