Absolut da poet ®
Jubilado
Hit the Bateman
I've done this ^ and
Dancing in the mirror while hitting from the back
I like to watch
Burped in a girl's face by accident once. Smh
Same girl.. I was smashing and kept saying
"I love you" while I was hitting..
Which I didn't..
I was talking to the puss It was phenomenal..lol.
I couldn't stop saying it
& 
Once stuck a ribbed umbrella handle in puss
I was young
Tried to stick my big toe in once smh I was wildn
The worst was catching a cramp in my calf while hitting from the back and still trying to stroke through it.. Damn near killed me
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