What's some off kilter shyt you've done while clapping cheeks

[killacal]

Snap the bytch to anther bytch and got a 3 way poppin

 

[tuckgod]

Used her lipstick and played tic tac toe on her back....every time I hit her spot 'O'.. Every time I had to stop to avoid bussin 'X'.....

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Started humming

While in 69
Then started slapping her ass when I got to
You can’t be me I’m a Rockstar
That was a good laugh
Can never listen to that song now tho
Without


Chick was riding me with arms in the air clapping
Every time she hit her spot
For some reason I just grabbed both her arms over her head
And started licking her armpits
shyt threw her off
But she came harder than a muthafukka
Every time we fukked after that
She begged me to do it

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

• Flair flopped because the nut was so incredible
• I was doing backshots and damn near exploded, she ducks and I shot which accidently hits the desktop in front of us
• I did the "ABC" thing that Sam Kinison was talking about during one of his comedy skits and my wife damn near blew my head off
• Put a ps2 controller on the lower back of my ex
• Did a porn ending where the dude throws a piece sign once he got finished nutting

I was a wild Joey in my past time

 

[CarmelBarbie]

Is eating food and doing other things while having sex supposed to seem really freaky?

I couldn't imagine having room for extra things that are not pleasure related. If I have a free hand I am trying to use it to rub a clit or pinch a nipple

Chick was petite. Like 130 lbs. She would cum pretty easily, but she could cum again and again. The secret was that those were little orgasms. Eventually she would have a huge one, then she'd be satisfied.

One of those chicks y'all say "keep wanting to fukc all day". Its not that. If you took her all the way the first time she would sit down somewhere for the rest of the day.

So we got to fukcing. Me standing and her laid on two stools. Like basic ass flat circular stools. That was a tad high so I am on tip toe.

We had them motherfukking stools rocking like crazy. Seemed like we would fall but it all just rocked and rolled together as long as we needed

She said she felt like she was flying

I see you still are good at writing sensual sex stories. Is there not a woman that hasn’t gotten multiple orgasms from being fukked by you.

read an article

i thought you were a woman for some reason.

 

[Pseudonym]

I see you still are good at writing sensual sex stories. Is there not a woman that hasn’t gotten multiple orgasms from being fukked by you.


i thought you were a woman for some reason.

I am

 

[YaFingerDealMe]

I pulled out my phone and started recording

 

[sfgiants]

Was in nyc on vacation in a high floor and was standing doggying my ex at the time and I pressed her face to the window

the lights in the city at night and railing a bytch from behind

 

[Ghost Utmost]

I see you still are good at writing sensual sex stories. Is there not a woman that hasn’t gotten multiple orgasms from being fukked by you.


i thought you were a woman for some reason.

If I get some time. Several sessions.

Its like picking a lock

The ones that give me enough tries. I can take them to ultimate and complete satisfaction. Cause that's all I work on when in the mix with her. This makes her do this. This makes her do this. She likes this. This is too much (but I give her a lil too much here and there for effect..)

I eventually make sure I get a nut. But the only thing I ever remember is her getting hers. Over and over and then the explosion..

My nut is just a lil thrill at the end. I dismount in like 90 sec flat after I know she's spent

 

[dj-method-x]

I've literally collapsed a couple times after drunk marathon sessions.

 

[Swahili P'Bitek]

Wake up.

 

[010101]

the nut was so thorough that i start belly laughing

straight up rolling to the point i was drooling on her back

for real the best sex be when you can laugh at the same time

ha

*

 

[SupremexKing]

Hit the Bateman

 

[Rollie Forbes]

ya boy started playing w her bootyhole with a chicken bone from a drummie.

Her: WHAT'S THAT!
Me: Gristle

 

[Rollie Forbes]

I once caught bf watching us fukk in the mirror during doggy style, he was flexing and what not. He wouldn’t stop staring in the mirror. It made me feel weird-like why is he doing that.