What was some weird/f'd up/awkward sh*t u guys witnessed as a child?

[KeysT]

Both my parents were gangbangers so I seen shyt I shouldn't have seen.

Seen my moms cook crack in thr kitchen.

Seen my mom stomp out a woman over some weed. (Moms didn't like her and was looking for a reason to beat her ass.)

Seen my first AK when I was with my pops headed to go see a friend. At the time the shyt was half my size.

Seen my brother's leg catch fire. (Long story on that ).

First person I ever saw die was crazy. Mexican dude, he was shot up and the ambulance had him out on the street naked and pumping his chest while his wife looked on screaming.

Lived on Figueroa and Florence and that was just an adventure in itself. Anyone who lives in LA can tell you that Fig is a major hoe stroll. The shyt I seen as a kid was

I seen the riots in 92 crack off. I was standing on the corner with my cuzzins trying ti figure out what's going on.

Seen a pimp chasing after a hoe and get hit by a car. He didn't die but he shyt his pants real bad.

Seen p*ssy and had sex with said p*ssy at 8 years old.

Seen a homeless dude rob me and my brother for a bike, my brother was riding and i was on the handlebars. Told fam when we got back and seen the same dude dead in the alley a week later.

Saw my aunts body hit the floor after some nikkas did a drive by on my mama's house. She was the youngest of nine, just turned 20 and she was 8 months pregnant at the time. RIP Kay-K


This was all before the age of 10 and what i can remember off the top of my head and what i can mention.

Kendrick is that you?

 

[Art Barr]

NEVER THREATEN THE PRESIDENT....

if someone told you that, it is true.
You never write the president a threatening letter.
The Cia will be at your door.
Anyway, when I was a kid.
I do not remember what year this was.
Maybe it was 88, or some shyt.
Anyway,...
I remember getting dropped off to the babysitter/daycare/orphanage, in the morning.
There was this huge commotion.
all I remember is when I got there a black suburban and trucks were parked outside in the cut.
As they lead the babysitter's son hemmed the fukk up.
Out the door in just some curled toe steppers and his brief style tiddy whitey's.
Dude had wrote a threatening letter with his return address, to George bush senior.
They promptly came and picked that nikka up.
To this day, i do not know what happened to him or seen him.



Art Barr

 

[KeysT]

road trip with my pops from htown to richmond ca...

a lil bit outside of demings new mexico..near the new mexico arizona boarder...saw purplish burgandy aqua blue lookin lights..


n it got closer n closer to our car...then eventually it was right above us...everything cut off...truck rolled for like 5seconds...n jus stopped...

me n pops quiet as fukk...

popped rolled em a joint...smoked it ...grabbed his jacka subtractor ( glock 40) put it in his lap...locked the doors...n told me dont say shyt..

we sat out there for like 30mins be4 everything came back on...

n he told me if we get pulled over dont say u saw shyt...u had jus woke up...

next thing i know 11 black suvs came flyin behind us n eventually around us in wishbone formation..we pulled over...

they had army guns ....and question my pops had he seen anything weird or lights...he told em nall...he high as et p*ssy right now...

they continued questionin him..n ask me stuff..i played dumb...

n they let us go...


that was the last time we ever drove to cali on i-10

You know whats crazy I've been through Deming before on I-10 on a road trip from TX to LA....Actually got stuck there overnight with a snowstorm last winter. Had to stay at some hotel in Deming. They closed down I-10 from the border past Deming. That area is nothing but DESERT. I don't know what I would do if something like that happened to me...

 

[PewPew]

Reading an art Bart post is like trying decipher a code.

 

[Ooh Marty]

baby I cant look og cush already got me scared with his story, what's in his siggy

its a gif of an abandon haunted house

and in 5 seconds, a ghostly looking bytch pop out of no where

 

[Ooh Marty]

Oh shyt.

I consider myself a rational person, but it's shyt like this that makes me I have such a fear of aliens, used to have graphic dreams of getting abducted and opened up while I was awake, like they slice me in two and shyt...

Horrifying.

how u know they didnt already

Spoiler

 

[shopthatwrecks]

breh you finna have to further explain n shyt.

Ya pops sound like Morpheus

he jus a regular ol ol school cat out of 5th ward...he knew wha they was finna do be4 they even came...

i asked em about it...he told me it wasnt his first time...and it was a reason he brought the amount of weed he did...

n told me to get a map n look how spaced out the highways are in nevada...n how they dont have mnany highways goin thru it

 

[So-Chi]

yea im not a gangbanger or affiliated but having uncles that use to bang back in the day hook me to this shyt when i was a teen.

Yo daddy aint shyt for the bold tho

yeah, he hit me with the Nino from New Jack City wedding shootout re-enactment

 

[DallasTxRep]

More childhood memories


What if you was chillin' walking down the block eating a bag crunchy cheese doodles and chicken fingers when all of a sudden you see a crowd of 79 people in a circle screaming "ooohh" and "look at that bytch titties"!! So you run to see the titties cause you never saw titties before. Soon as you get there you see niqqas watching a hand held DVD player and on the screen it's ya grandmother and your father fighting butt naked on a trampouline, but she wearing some Macho Man Randy Savage shades and some tight beef and broccoli Timbs so no one can know its her. Ya pops dont give a fukk cause he baby oiled up, holding a small pack of fish tank gravel his artifical hand that got blowed off in on Vietnam. Anyway ya pops joint is maaaad hard cause ya grandmoms do go some fat titties, so he tied his doo-rag around it and taped it to the inside of his leg so ya grandmoms cant see his joint. The only time you can see it is when he does a split kick in mid air. So ya grandmoms tried to jump mad high and tie her Timbs in mid-air and all of a sudden Ya pops is shooting this bytch with mad fish tank gravel through a White Castle straw, I mean he straight stinging this bytch legs and back area. So all of a sudden you hear in the background of the video, "Block with you titties, block with your titties!!" It's ya paralyzed Puerto Rican uncle "Little Man" sitting on the porch with no shoes on. So ya pops says "oh yeah, you trying to help niqqa". Next thing you know ya pops takes the whole bag of leftover fishtank gravel and throws that shyt mad fast, he making it rain on ya uncle, shyt sounded like sleet, "Brrraaapppp". Little Man says "aaarrrrggghhh, my eyes" but he cant wipe it cause he paralyzed. So next ya pops smacks this niqqa with a water hose filled with sand "BLAAAAAWWWWIE" and screams "YOU AINT PARALYZED NIQQA!!!" So,you realize that your dikk got hard too from watching ya grandmoms titties, do you keep watching or run home and squeeze one out?

Everything I ever written on SOHH is all awkward childhood ish:



What if when you was doing pushs up in between park cars at Burger King you saw ya pops tied up naked to a punching bag with chewed on grape Bubblicious covering his eyes and you see West Indian dudes pushing each other mad fast in shopping carts ,taking turns jumping out full speed with ankle weights and piping hot brass knuckles fukking ya pops up, I mean these niqqas made a ramp and everything. Niqqas got their car door open blasting "I'm In Love With A Stripper" and got their banana sandwiches on the car hood so the sun can make them hot, so you scream "Get the fukk off my daddy"!!!!, but they dont see you cause you are at the down part of your push ups and one of them says "Who de fukk seed dat" and you say "Me"!!! So ya pops scream out" Mandy, help before they put more firecrackers in my nostrils"!!!!!! But you see a Free Big Mac coupon and a half drinken Dr.Pepper under one of the cars. What would you do?

 

[Ohnoits]

how u know they didnt already

Spoiler

I know. that's what got me so shook about it.

I can't stand aliens shyt be terrifying me, those dreams were so real. Niccas comin to the windows and shyt at night

 

[Ooh Marty]

I know. that's what got me so shook about it.

I can't stand aliens shyt be terrifying me, those dreams were so real. Niccas comin to the windows and shyt at night

Tell me about it....I remember when I was 11 or 12, spending the night over to my god parents house all the way out in the burbs, it was a huge open field in their backyard and shyt....I fell asleep around 1am that night (wasnt use to spending the night at other ppls house like that so it took me a minute to get use to) I had a dream that it was a strange presence in the room I was sleeping in. Thats all I remember from the dream but I woke up with a banging headache and feeling like something happened to me during the night.

 

[DallasTxRep]

 

[R.O. Double]

Kendrick is that you?

Nah, I was far from a good kid. My teenage years and 20's can attest to that.

After my aunt got killed, moms stopped slanging and got her life in order, pops was in and outta jail. Money wasn't like it was. Which meant we'd have to struggle more.

Imagine having to go to the thrift store to go school shopping for your first year of middle school. Then imagine a year later your uncle got you in his living room counting close to $300 racks in cash. You decide to stuff about $2500 in your draws thinking he won't notice, only for him to pull a gun on you to demand it back becuz you didn't "earn" it. I was 13. That turned me out. After that I got active. My mama blamed him for making my eyes big. My brother was in juvi and I wanted to live up to my brother's rep.

No good kid man. I wish tho. shyt probably wouldve been easier.


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SPEAKING OF STRANGE SUPERNATURAL shyt.


I swear I used to see the shadow people. Especially at this apartment stayed in for a lil bit in Compton. They would always be in the house walking thru the rooms. I was like 5 or something.

Another weird thing happened when i was 17, i was on house arrest and stuck there, everybody was gone for the weekend except my mama. She had to go to work and shyt. I was up all night playing n64 and moms woke up to go to work. This like 4am and shyt. Anyway, I say bye and she leaves. I decide it's getting late and I'm gonna get some sleep so I turn the game off and lay down. Soon as I start to fall asleep I hear a voice whisper "he sleep now, let's get him".

I swear I could not get up fast enough after that.I wanted to leave the house so bad but I got this government jewelry on my ankle. shyt was fukked up. I sat up in my room with all the lights on in the house, a chair against the door, a knife in my hand and a bat by my leg. Needless to say. I didn't get any sleep that night or the next night.

 

[KeysT]

Nah, I was far from a good kid. My teenage years and 20's can attest to that.

After my aunt got killed, moms stopped slanging and got her life in order, pops was in and outta jail. Money wasn't like it was. Which meant we'd have to struggle more.

Imagine having to go to the thrift store to go school shopping for your first year of middle school. Then imagine a year later your uncle got you in his living room counting close to $300 racks in cash. You decide to stuff about $2500 in your draws thinking he won't notice, only for him to pull a gun on you to demand it back becuz you didn't "earn" it. I was 13. That turned me out. After that I got active. My mama blamed him for making my eyes big. My brother was in juvi and I wanted to live up to my brother's rep.

No good kid man. I wish tho. shyt probably wouldve been easier.


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SPEAKING OF STRANGE SUPERNATURAL shyt.


I swear I used to see the shadow people. Especially at this apartment stayed in for a lil bit in Compton. They would always be in the house walking thru the rooms. I was like 5 or something.

Another weird thing happened when i was 17, i was on house arrest and stuck there, everybody was gone for the weekend except my mama. She had to go to work and shyt. I was up all night playing n64 and moms woke up to go to work. This like 4am and shyt. Anyway, I say bye and she leaves. I decide it's getting late and I'm gonna get some sleep so I turn the game off and lay down. Soon as I start to fall asleep I hear a voice whisper "he sleep now, let's get him".

I swear I could not get up fast enough after that.I wanted to leave the house so bad but I got this government jewelry on my ankle. shyt was fukked up. I sat up in my room with all the lights on in the house, a chair against the door, a knife in my hand and a bat by my leg. Needless to say. I didn't get any sleep that night or the next night.

....Im tryinna sleep over here fukk!

 

[KeysT]

Is there a thread currently for freaky supernatural shyt that has happened to you...or are we using this one??