What was some weird/f'd up/awkward sh*t u guys witnessed as a child?

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When I was 5, me, my older brother, and my neighbor's nephew went to the woods. First time I saw a dead body. :merchant: Eyes were open n all. Scared the shyt outta me. These woods was a place where drug deals, murders, rapes went down n my pops screamed that me n my brother must never go there in any circumstances.

When I was 8, me and my older cousin was in a corner store while a robbery took place. Hearing some nikka scream "motherfukker" all the time with a loaded gun n all. This is back when nikkas were bumping Wu Tang and Black Moon like it was their anthem of life.

out south in chicago on 95th and dan ryan, shyt always poppin off in those woods :merchant: AS IN EVERYTHING from bestiality to big foot being spotted to murders :huhldup:
 

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im bout to find what i posted hold on bro

here it go this is the best way i can explain the story this was when i first came on this site

i was in hamtramck( arab hood) me and my homeboy was just thru the hoods
when for some reason we stopped at this abandon lookin house and started throwin rocks on some bored shyt
we walked up closer cuz we was just gonna smoke on the porch
while we was walkin up the door cracked open and something that looked like a dog stuck his head out the bottom, but it was weird cuz he didnt have any eyes or hair or wasnt barking or nothing.
he just stuck his head out to the side then disasppeared back into the house
i swear to god 5 seconds later something open the door that looked like a white man
but he didnt have any eyes, mouth nose or nothing he looked like a blank face
and just looked at us

the craziest part was i couldnt even move it was like time had froze i could feel whatever type of energy he was sending off it was crazy im getting cold thinkin about it now. we just stood there looking at him, like he was forcing us. after that it just backed away.

no it wasnt a bum
no we wasnt high
after that i truly believe there are people we walk pass everyday thats not human. i cant describe the feelin its been almost ten years

@Lewis Black
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Yo, low key im over here scared as hell reading this shyt :pachaha:
 
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Yo, low key im over here scared as hell reading this shyt :pachaha:

aye rt that shyt was crazy
i
den seen crazy hood shyt go down but that
i aint never felt like that before i wouldnt even call it scared cuz i didnt even know what was goin on honestly
 

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I love Michigan, and going there to death.
Anyway, my first show in ann arbor with ju.
When o type was ju's hypeman and i was just the ride or I guess the roadie, perse.
This was when kgb, from masters of the universe was out.
Plus radiate with sun was out, too.
So, everybody was at this who was a Michigan underground rap artist, was there.
Everybody who was on kgb was there from an unknown elzhi to one man army at the time.
For what I wanna say was a university of Michigan outdoor showcase.
Sponsored by the black caucus,...

anyway, the great thing about all the Michigan artist is.
We are all great long-distance friends, and we all hang out or stay at fans houses and play sports together.
We have a real close kindred.
shyt even Wes from aml has stayed at my apartment.
From all these fan connections.
Anyway,...
We all get along real cool.
Plus the fans, and all the artist are close and really social past just being typical fans.
It is a cool thing to be apart of.
As you do not have to get a hotel room or nuffin.
You can just stay at a fan's crib or with aml or some shyt.
Anyway,..there is a group of female fans from u of m.
That was always cool enough to let us stay with them.
This is my first encounter with them but ju and o type know them, from previous shows.
So, before we stay over there.
They fill me in on where we supposed to sleep.
They also,..say the house we are staying in is haunted.
Now, me I am thinking, this is like the roadie rib joke.
So, I am not believeing this shyt at all.
I am like, in the back of my head.
This must be the initiation of the new roadtrip guy for that whoppie..
Man, it ain't no such thing as no damn ghost.

We get to their crib, and I chill out and fall asleep on the couch.
It was a nice couch and comfortable.
In the morning I get woke up by people moving around and o type is like man,...
Don't sleep to hard.
Or, you will not hear me when I knock on the door to get let in.
I am like alright whatever.
i go back to sleep.
I fall asleep and get woke up by some knocking.
I walk to the door to look out and no one is there.
I am looking like,...alrightee then.
I think about this ghost.
But, I am like,...nah!
No way in hell,...that shyt ain't real.
SO, I go back to sleep.
I hear some knocking that awakes me out of my sleep again.
I wake up to get the door nobody is there.
I groggily walk back and fall asleep on the couch.
I hear some knocking that wakes me up, again.
This time I am like,..oh this must be the ribbing I anticipated.
Ain't no damn ghost.
So this time I slip on my Clark slip-on's go to the door and nobody is there.
I come out the door determined and start to check the property.
Nobody is out there,...there is no sign of anybody.
I go back in the crib,...like maybe, I just dreamed the door was knocking.
I go back to sleep after a thorough look up and down the block, and property.
Before, i retreat back to this comfortable ass couch to sleep again.
I even knock on the door to hear what the knock would sound like.
So, I can know if the knock was in the house or from a rib.
The knocks at the door sound somewhat alike to the knock in the crib.
I get awaken by some knocking again,....
This time I am frustrated and move fast as hell to the door to catch this doorbell ditch game.
I go to the door and it is the mailman.
I open the door, and he is like you look like you seen a ghost.
I look at him like,..nah!
Thinking, these nikkaz, not that elaborate to get a guy to dress up as the mailman for a rib'n.
I do raise my eyebrow at his ghost comment.
Take the mail place it inside and go back to sleep.
I get awoke by some more knocking and run fast as hell, to check the door.
Nobody is out there.
I go back to sleep inside.

next thing i know after being asleep real good,...
I am getting awoke out of my sleep by o type, standing over me.
Like dude, why did you not open the door for me.
I was like Manny Ramirez smilie,.....
No way in hell, i was gonna mention all that shyt about the door and all.

So i get up and go brush my teeth.
I go to the bathroom and they got this weird ass partition in the bathroom with a wacked out mirror in it.
I think about the ghost and this weird ass bathroom and the mirror.
I start to brush my teeth....
I go to rinse and spit out, my toothpaste and look in the mirror.
I am frozen,.....
It is a fukking ghost looking at me in the mirror, for fukking REAL!!
I TURN AROUND AND YEAH, THE GHOST IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS PARTITION.
i turn to look in the mirror, and look at it.

I move to the ghost behind the partition and it just floats there.
It has red whispy hair and a flowing white gown.
Just like the girls said it would have...
I am wide-eye'd as fukk...
The ghost floats through the wall of the bathroom and partition.
I run out the bathroom and in the hallway.
The ghost floats out the wall down the hallway.
I follow and have to stop.
As it floats, over the stairway making it impossible, for me to follow it.

I run back in the bathroom, and fully get the toothpaste out my mouth.
Then run, downstairs, and say i saw the ghost...
Everybody was back by then and was like see,...we told you this house was haunted!


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Wow, I was comin' here for funny stories, but; this thread took a different turn

All I got, right now; I remember seeing this two teenagers (I was about 8 or 9) havin' stand-up (:laugh: I'ma a virgin, I don't know what it's called) sex by this abandoned train track.

I still remember the look the dude gave me, :mjpls: when he saw I was watchin' (which was a hot 4 sec.). I remember it being daylight and they both had burgundy, white and grey school uniforms on.

I was just wandering my aunt's neighborhood, cut a corner and saw two teens leaning on a wall, by the train tracks.

Nothing much, but, ya'll stories...

The fact that you're not on the streets, crazy, or in prison is a HUGE fukking accomplishment. You need to write a book my dude.

Mad props to you for coming through all that.

@R.O. Double and the cover should be your avatar
 
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Oh shyt just thought of one. I was like 15 and I went to the store toilet but I had to a shyt (a standing shyt cos them mofos be dirty :birdman:) so both toilets are taken, I waste time by pissing in the urinal but shyt...both seats still taken. Now as im waiting I can hear both doors banging. Im like wtf is going on, the banging getting harder and harder but its not one door it's both together.

A young nikka curious so I bend to see they feet from the outside and i see one dude on the left hand side facing the wall standing up and one dude on the right hand side kneeling down.

So I get back up quick cos I don't want no one to come in the toilet and see me and think what the fukk is this lil nikka doing. As Im getting up the banging gets to it's loudest and all I hear is "ahhhh ahhh AHHHHHHHHHH" :wow:

Im just :merchant: I would leave but I needed to shyt brehs, I needed to shyt real bad. As im :dwillhuh: at the whole thing I slowly hear both doors start to unlock so I turn around real quick and open the tap like im washing my hands.


The first guy to come out was the kneeling right hand side guy. He was a white guy in a suit. Dude wiped his mouth and went about his business. I hear the toilet flush and the standing left hand side guy reveals himself and he looks like a street nikka. Dude looked straight at me like

:youngsabo:

I thought I was gonna get raped but the dude just walked out with this face :youngsabo: like he was proud of this homosexual act on some "I dont care nikka :umad:"
 

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When I was around 7 or so I saw a little girl who had a penis. I was in daycare. Everyone was in-line to use the bathroom. Some 3 year old girl walked out of the bathroom with her pullup around her knees and a tiny penis dangling between her legs. I've gone over that image a thousand times and I've come to the conclusion that I saw a transsexual. It could have very well Been a boy and I was just confused as a child, but I'm pretty certain she had a girl's face.

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Could have be an hermaphrodite
 

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GHOST ARE REAL!!


I love Michigan, and going there to death.
Anyway, my first show in ann arbor with ju.
When o type was ju's hypeman and i was just the ride or I guess the roadie, perse.
This was when kgb, from masters of the universe was out.
Plus radiate with sun was out, too.
So, everybody was at this who was a Michigan underground rap artist, was there.
Everybody who was on kgb was there from an unknown elzhi to one man army at the time.
For what I wanna say was a university of Michigan outdoor showcase.
Sponsored by the black caucus,...

anyway, the great thing about all the Michigan artist is.
We are all great long-distance friends, and we all hang out or stay at fans houses and play sports together.
We have a real close kindred.
shyt even Wes from aml has stayed at my apartment.
From all these fan connections.
Anyway,...
We all get along real cool.
Plus the fans, and all the artist are close and really social past just being typical fans.
It is a cool thing to be apart of.
As you do not have to get a hotel room or nuffin.
You can just stay at a fan's crib or with aml or some shyt.
Anyway,..there is a group of female fans from u of m.
That was always cool enough to let us stay with them.
This is my first encounter with them but ju and o type know them, from previous shows.
So, before we stay over there.
They fill me in on where we supposed to sleep.
They also,..say the house we are staying in is haunted.
Now, me I am thinking, this is like the roadie rib joke.
So, I am not believeing this shyt at all.
I am like, in the back of my head.
This must be the initiation of the new roadtrip guy for that whoppie..
Man, it ain't no such thing as no damn ghost.

We get to their crib, and I chill out and fall asleep on the couch.
It was a nice couch and comfortable.
In the morning I get woke up by people moving around and o type is like man,...
Don't sleep to hard.
Or, you will not hear me when I knock on the door to get let in.
I am like alright whatever.
i go back to sleep.
I fall asleep and get woke up by some knocking.
I walk to the door to look out and no one is there.
I am looking like,...alrightee then.
I think about this ghost.
But, I am like,...nah!
No way in hell,...that shyt ain't real.
SO, I go back to sleep.
I hear some knocking that awakes me out of my sleep again.
I wake up to get the door nobody is there.
I groggily walk back and fall asleep on the couch.
I hear some knocking that wakes me up, again.
This time I am like,..oh this must be the ribbing I anticipated.
Ain't no damn ghost.
So this time I slip on my Clark slip-on's go to the door and nobody is there.
I come out the door determined and start to check the property.
Nobody is out there,...there is no sign of anybody.
I go back in the crib,...like maybe, I just dreamed the door was knocking.
I go back to sleep after a thorough look up and down the block, and property.
Before, i retreat back to this comfortable ass couch to sleep again.
I even knock on the door to hear what the knock would sound like.
So, I can know if the knock was in the house or from a rib.
The knocks at the door sound somewhat alike to the knock in the crib.
I get awaken by some knocking again,....
This time I am frustrated and move fast as hell to the door to catch this doorbell ditch game.
I go to the door and it is the mailman.
I open the door, and he is like you look like you seen a ghost.
I look at him like,..nah!
Thinking, these nikkaz, not that elaborate to get a guy to dress up as the mailman for a rib'n.
I do raise my eyebrow at his ghost comment.
Take the mail place it inside and go back to sleep.
I get awoke by some more knocking and run fast as hell, to check the door.
Nobody is out there.
I go back to sleep inside.

next thing i know after being asleep real good,...
I am getting awoke out of my sleep by o type, standing over me.
Like dude, why did you not open the door for me.
I was like Manny Ramirez smilie,.....
No way in hell, i was gonna mention all that shyt about the door and all.

So i get up and go brush my teeth.
I go to the bathroom and they got this weird ass partition in the bathroom with a wacked out mirror in it.
I think about the ghost and this weird ass bathroom and the mirror.
I start to brush my teeth....
I go to rinse and spit out, my toothpaste and look in the mirror.
I am frozen,.....
It is a fukking ghost looking at me in the mirror, for fukking REAL!!
I TURN AROUND AND YEAH, THE GHOST IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS PARTITION.
i turn to look in the mirror, and look at it.

I move to the ghost behind the partition and it just floats there.
It has red whispy hair and a flowing white gown.
Just like the girls said it would have...
I am wide-eye'd as fukk...
The ghost floats through the wall of the bathroom and partition.
I run out the bathroom and in the hallway.
The ghost floats out the wall down the hallway.
I follow and have to stop.
As it floats, over the stairway making it impossible, for me to follow it.

I run back in the bathroom, and fully get the toothpaste out my mouth.
Then run, downstairs, and say i saw the ghost...
Everybody was back by then and was like see,...we told you this house was haunted!


Art Barr

thats fukkin crazy my nikka
alot of the houses in detroit old as fukk even if yo shyt remodeled
but man my house be on some crazy shyt sometimes
shyt being creeking i just know something walkin around
when i was little i used to check that shyt all the time but now im used to it

plus i had like 3 of my fam die in there throughout the years
i believe that shyt you went through

alot of nikkas house in Michigan be on some spiritual/creeky/ghost type shyt
 
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I remember some time back in high school when Metal Gear Solid first came out. It was back in October. I went to the mall and EB games let me pick it up the night before it was supposed to come out. My mom wouldn't let me play it though because it was too late.

The next morning, I got up bright and early to go to school. I left to walk to school and then I circled back to the house to wait until my mom left to go to work. Once she left, I went back in the house through the back door so I could play my game.

I was playing it non stop for a couple hours. Then, I heard what sounded like a door opening. I ran to the window and saw my mom's car in the driveway. I knew she would kick my ass if she found me home so I turned off the game real quick and ran and hid in her closet. She had a big walk in closet so I could crawl all the way to the back under the clothes and she would never know I was there.

She ended up coming in the house with one of the deacons from my church. They ended up coming to her room and having sex. I just sat in the closet while listening to this nikka blowing her back out and her screaming and sucking his dikk. That shyt was really a life changing experience. I don't know how long it lasted since I didn't have a watch but it seemed like hours. I still remember that was bragging to him afterwards about how long she had been waiting to suck his dikk.

I wanted to die then. I later snuck out the closet when they went downstairs and then I made a sound to make it seem like I just came in the back door. It also seemed that everytime he saw me at church, he had a grin on his face.
 

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road trip with my pops from htown to richmond ca...

a lil bit outside of demings new mexico..near the new mexico arizona boarder...saw purplish burgandy aqua blue lookin lights..


n it got closer n closer to our car...then eventually it was right above us...everything cut off...truck rolled for like 5seconds...n jus stopped...

me n pops quiet as fukk...

popped rolled em a joint...smoked it ...grabbed his jacka subtractor ( glock 40) put it in his lap...locked the doors...n told me dont say shyt..

we sat out there for like 30mins be4 everything came back on...

n he told me if we get pulled over dont say u saw shyt...u had jus woke up...

next thing i know 11 black suvs came flyin behind us n eventually around us in wishbone formation..we pulled over...

they had army guns ....and question my pops had he seen anything weird or lights...he told em nall...he high as et p*ssy right now...

they continued questionin him..n ask me stuff..i played dumb...

n they let us go...


that was the last time we ever drove to cali on i-10

Oh shyt.

I consider myself a rational person, but it's shyt like this that makes me :damn: I have such a fear of aliens, used to have graphic dreams of getting abducted and opened up while I was awake, like they slice me in two and shyt...

Horrifying.
 

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thats fukkin crazy my nikka
alot of the houses in detroit old as fukk even if yo shyt remodeled
but man my house be on some crazy shyt sometimes
shyt being creeking i just know something walkin around
when i was little i used to check that shyt all the time but now im used to it

plus i had like 3 of my fam die in there throughout the years
i believe that shyt you went through

alot of nikkas house in Michigan be on some spiritual/creeky/ghost type shyt

I do not know the story of how devil's night originated.
Yet, I do believe, it could be because some jank was probably burned because of some ghost or paranormal activity.
Spooky shyt, paranormal activity and all that is huge in Michigan.
When I saw that ghost in Ann arbor.
It all made sense to me why Michigan is so fascinated with psychiatry, and the paranormal.


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road trip with my pops from htown to richmond ca...

a lil bit outside of demings new mexico..near the new mexico arizona boarder...saw purplish burgandy aqua blue lookin lights..


n it got closer n closer to our car...then eventually it was right above us...everything cut off...truck rolled for like 5seconds...n jus stopped...

me n pops quiet as fukk...

popped rolled em a joint...smoked it ...grabbed his jacka subtractor ( glock 40) put it in his lap...locked the doors...n told me dont say shyt..

we sat out there for like 30mins be4 everything came back on...

n he told me if we get pulled over dont say u saw shyt...u had jus woke up...

next thing i know 11 black suvs came flyin behind us n eventually around us in wishbone formation..we pulled over...

they had army guns ....and question my pops had he seen anything weird or lights...he told em nall...he high as et p*ssy right now...

they continued questionin him..n ask me stuff..i played dumb...

n they let us go...


that was the last time we ever drove to cali on i-10

breh you finna have to further explain n shyt.

Ya pops sound like Morpheus :damn:
 
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