What was some weird/f'd up/awkward sh*t u guys witnessed as a child?

[LastEmperor2k2]

We end up finding the husband's porno stash and

He had a bunch of mom fukk son, shemale, tranny, male on male gay magazines

Sounds like your typical JBO scumbag

My experiences

- I used to see UFO's a lot, but I also lived a town over from one of the biggest UFO hotspots in the world at that time (Pine Bush, NY)

- One time me and my friends were at a friends house and he taped Summerslam on VHS, he told us it was in the cabinet, a friend took out the wrong tape and it was a tape of the kid's mom getting fukked on a Harely Davidson

- I seen a kid fall through the ice on top of a cesspool, dude had to walk home all shytty.

- I seen a kid knock another kid out (teenagers) with a 2 x 4 and piss on him when he was out cold

- There used to be this 12 year old girl on my bus who actually made a kid literally kiss her ass.

I grew up around a lot of weird white folks

 

[Handsback]

My father hung himself when i was 19. I was in Miami at the time for school. He was livin with a woman he was dating in CT....she found him. Thank God i didnt see that shyt or find him like that. Apparently he downed a bottle of tequila before he did it. He never left a suicide note, but made a video, kinda fitting i guess bc he worked in television. I have the video but I've never watched it and probably never will.

That's terrible man. You aren't the least bit curious as to what's on the tape?

 

[RealestSinceKumbaya]

Sub for later

 

[MeachTheMonster]

Saw my causin after he was burned to death in an apartment fire New Year's Day

Seen my brother slit his wrist playing basketball, his vein was hanging out of his arm squirting blood

Seen a dude on a motorcycle get hit by a semi truck

 

[JBoy]

damn I ain't seen bad shyt compared to some of y'all

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Yall saw UFOS?

saw something kuz while 2 dudes was givin us the 3rd degree...the other 9 was runnin around with radiation meters n shyt

 

[Jasmine20]

You guys put my parents sextape story to shame.

 

[MouseTeeth]

That's terrible man. You aren't the least bit curious as to what's on the tape?

Not really. It's at my moms house I've just moved on its not gonna answer any questions or justify what he did

 

[Wild self]

When I was 5, me, my older brother, and my neighbor's nephew went to the woods. First time I saw a dead body. Eyes were open n all. Scared the shyt outta me. These woods was a place where drug deals, murders, rapes went down n my pops screamed that me n my brother must never go there in any circumstances.

When I was 8, me and my older cousin was in a corner store while a robbery took place. Hearing some nikka scream "motherfukker" all the time with a loaded gun n all. This is back when nikkas were bumping Wu Tang and Black Moon like it was their anthem of life.

 

[So-Chi]

I used to live in terrortown, on the exact block that seperated it from the lakeside GD's (Chi cats know). I was about 8 or 9 and wasn't supposed to leave my block, but the arcade was 2 blocks down in terrortown, and Bad Dudes wasn't gonna play itself. So I was on the corner doing whatever until I saw a arguement starting i'd never forget. One dude was telling the other "throw the five down again, motherfukker" and as soon as he said it dude formed his hand to throw the five down again.

Now, if you aren't from the Chi, throwing the five down is the biggest way for a GD to disrespect a Blackstone without physically touching him. Soon as he did that, the stone upped thang and blasted him....in his FACE. I was maybe 12 feet from it, middle of the day, plenty of people out. Everything went in matrix slow motion, from dude falling to the way I looked at my friends as if there is no way we just saw this. Then the scream. A chick not far from me let loose a blood curdling scream that snapped everything back to real time, and we ran in the laundromat on that block (which, looking back was ridiculous because like most laundromats, it was 70 percent glass windows) and waited a while. Once we thought the coast was clear I ran to the crib only to see my father coming downstairs to look for me. My mother asked if I saw anything because they heard gunshots. I said no and had to stay in the house the rest of the day.

I also had my father use me as a shield as my mother cried and held him at gunpoint, cocked and all. He knew she wouldn't shoot, guess he just wanted to snap her out of it.

Also there was a Church's chicken around the corner from my house. For like 2-3 days straight, there was a garbage bag in front of it no one touched. One day I came home from school and there were police cars everywhere taping off the scene. Turns out there was a body in it, just sitting in the middle of 79th street.

That's all I got for now..

 

[Lewis Black]

i seen my momma old bf put a nikka to sleep at the gastation he knew the nikka tho

my cousin fukkin his stepsister me n my other cuz was young
he woke us up in the middle of the night
like yall nikkas aint gettin no p*ssy watch this lol
shyt was crazy she was callin him daddy n shyt
im like this yo stepbrother lol

a shapeshifter but i sid that before on here

u aint told me nikka. Whats good?

 

[cleanface coney]

u aint told me nikka. Whats good?

im bout to find what i posted hold on bro

here it go this is the best way i can explain the story this was when i first came on this site

i was in hamtramck( arab hood) me and my homeboy was just thru the hoods
when for some reason we stopped at this abandon lookin house and started throwin rocks on some bored shyt
we walked up closer cuz we was just gonna smoke on the porch
while we was walkin up the door cracked open and something that looked like a dog stuck his head out the bottom, but it was weird cuz he didnt have any eyes or hair or wasnt barking or nothing.
he just stuck his head out to the side then disasppeared back into the house
i swear to god 5 seconds later something open the door that looked like a white man
but he didnt have any eyes, mouth nose or nothing he looked like a blank face
and just looked at us

the craziest part was i couldnt even move it was like time had froze i could feel whatever type of energy he was sending off it was crazy im getting cold thinkin about it now. we just stood there looking at him, like he was forcing us. after that it just backed away.

no it wasnt a bum
no we wasnt high
after that i truly believe there are people we walk pass everyday thats not human. i cant describe the feelin its been almost ten years

@Lewis Black

 

[The Unknown Hype]

basic for me mom and dad fought alot got physical often...he would even hit us on occasion the peek of all of it was when i was in highschool and he was pushing me(literally) yelling at me about something so i finally fought back but ending up with him almost choking me out fukked up part is i actually live with him right now in my college years...everybody that comes over can tell we have terrible relationship but its whatever im not sure how its affected me. sometimes i feel like i hate him sometimes its not so bad.

 

[Lewis Black]

im bout to find what i posted hold on bro

get that breh that shyt sounds wild. Nothing supernatural ever happen to me but my moms said she seen a cat turn into a man. (or was it a man turn into a cat) in the early hours of the day

 

[Lewis Black]

im bout to find what i posted hold on bro

here it go this is the best way i can explain the story this was when i first came on this site

i was in hamtramck( arab hood) me and my homeboy was just thru the hoods
when for some reason we stopped at this abandon lookin house and started throwin rocks on some bored shyt
we walked up closer cuz we was just gonna smoke on the porch
while we was walkin up the door cracked open and something that looked like a dog stuck his head out the bottom, but it was weird cuz he didnt have any eyes or hair or wasnt barking or nothing.
he just stuck his head out to the side then disasppeared back into the house
i swear to god 5 seconds later something open the door that looked like a white man
but he didnt have any eyes, mouth nose or nothing he looked like a blank face
and just looked at us

the craziest part was i couldnt even move it was like time had froze i could feel whatever type of energy he was sending off it was crazy im getting cold thinkin about it now. we just stood there looking at him, like he was forcing us. after that it just backed away.

no it wasnt a bum
no we wasnt high
after that i truly believe there are people we walk pass everyday thats not human. i cant describe the feelin its been almost ten years

@Lewis Black

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Sounds like you saw this nikka