when I was a teenager, me and my boy at the time were at the mall one day. As we were walking, he sees this fly ass chick working at hot dog on a stick, and he goes "no bammer, go up and ask for that chick's number for me. I'll buy your lunch if you do". We were both blazed btw.
So I go up to the counter FULLY expecting her to reject him (he wasnt that good looking --- he had been in a serious accident as a kid which kinda deformed his nose), but to my complete shock, she looks at him and says "SURE...I'd love to go out with him".
She writes down her number as happily as could be, and hands it to me to give to him. When I gave my boy the number, you literally woulda thought he hit the lotto. This chick was bad...my man was elated....I was HEATED...
The whole rest of the day Im stewing, and kicking myself for not asking her for her number. Anyway, we finally get back home, and he goes to take a sht leaving the phone number on a nightstand. Thinking quickly I grabbed a pen and changed 2 of the numbers...1's into 7's. He goes to call right after taking a sht and he hears "the number is no longer in service".
Im like "that bytch...she gave you the wrong number!". I take the number like imma throw it in the trash, and give some quick excuse about needing to go home. I run home, call her, and was fukking her the next day.
when I was a teenager, me and my boy at the time were at the mall one day. As we were walking, he sees this fly ass chick working at hot dog on a stick, and he goes "no bammer, go up and ask for that chick's number for me. I'll buy your lunch if you do". We were both blazed btw.
So I go up to the counter FULLY expecting her to reject him (he wasnt that good looking --- he had been in a serious accident as a kid which kinda deformed his nose), but to my complete shock, she looks at him and says "SURE...I'd love to go out with him".
She writes down her number as happily as could be, and hands it to me to give to him. When I gave my boy the number, you literally woulda thought he hit the lotto. This chick was bad...my man was elated....I was HEATED...
The whole rest of the day Im stewing, and kicking myself for not asking her for her number. Anyway, we finally get back home, and he goes to take a sht leaving the phone number on a nightstand. Thinking quickly I grabbed a pen and changed 2 of the numbers...1's into 7's. He goes to call right after taking a sht and he hears "the number is no longer in service".
Im like "that bytch...she gave you the wrong number!". I take the number like imma throw it in the trash, and give some quick excuse about needing to go home. I run home, call her, and was fukking her the next day.
Heard u tell nikka#hardonhoes comes to mind
Typical hard on hoes shyt. Got out of a bad relationship years ago and I was hurt and looking for a quick rebound. Friend of mine was cool with this fat bytch. Real cute face but a body that looked like a deflated tire. Knew she was feeling the kid and I wanted to see how true it was about big girls giving head. Lawd jesus she was a head surgeon . First time she told me don't cum in her mouth like 15 seconds before I came in her mouth . That's all it was to me tho, I would call her late night, come by her spot, get brain and leave. fukked a few times too. She started asking me about going outside to the movies and I was like . She mentioned some shyt about relationships and I was like . Left and never called again. She kept calling for weeks and I would just let it ring out. Answered one time, said I was busy and would call back, but never did. Real @sshole move. I knew what I was doing, because I ultimately I wanted to hurt someone the way I was hurt. It was wrong but I was young and immature.
turned my bd in to crimestoppers for the reward money, took my now husband shopping with the money.
nope its not
please tell me this is s fake story
My nikka just started datin' this broad that we both knew and would kick it with, she called me afternoon to see what I was doin. I told her I was just gonna go to a lil kickback another one of my homies was havin', she asked if she could come through too. I wasnt trippin' and picked her up and went to the lil party. We started drinkin' and next thing I know, i'm outside smokin' a Newport on the patio and she came out and got to slurpin' & burpin'. Head was : We eventually left the party and was just drivin' around Albuquerque while she was choppin' me up in the ride
Ol' girl domed me up about 4-5 times that night before askin' me to drop her off at my boy's dorm room
Bout 10 minutes later my homie called me talkin' about he kicked her out the room cuz they got in an argument or some shyt, I asked him, "Please dont tell me you kissed her..." Him: I KNEW SOMETHING TASTED FUNNY!!!" nikka broke up with her that night
please tell us how this went downI have told girls I had cancer for sex, I made up fake x rays and