What do you do when she thinks you have a Big D?

[InDePickWest]

So I call her a dime. She's really like a 8 on a good day, 7 on most days. But she's one of God's best creations imo- educated, natural hair, yoga, workouts, put me up on a couple books.... I'll beat it regardless of circumstances.

If i don't do it, my dikk will have a real issue with me... I made him smash some average hoes, he's never let me down, and I can't do him like that.

I gave you the benefit of the doubt, assuming you were a quality male. I knew you weren't though and my words would be in vain. You a ho so go fukk her so she can get her p*ssy ate by the both of you. At the end of the day, she make good money, and (assuming youre good looking) fukks bad nikkas so more power to her. She still a cheatin broad though.

 

[QuintessentialBM]

You can pass on her and she'll call you gay.... or you can try to blow her back out with what you've got... If she's tells every female she knows that's your small(Whether true or not)... You still hit... fukk and chuck

 

[Raye82]

I'm telling your mama

Please oh!!! Chineke oh!!! Don't tellum...

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[Chesirecatdaddy]

I gave you the benefit of the doubt, assuming you were a quality male. I knew you weren't though and my words would be in vain. You a ho so go fukk her so she can get her p*ssy ate by the both of you. At the end of the day, she make good money, and (assuming youre good looking) fukks bad nikkas so more power to her. She still a cheatin broad though.

That is not his problem. She's the one stepping out of the marriage.. he's not cheating. She says she has her reasons so let her.

 

[RealAssanova]

lol, am i posed to be paying for the pus?

She has doe, so really I can't offer her nothing but to make her laugh n cum.

then why you questionin your d!ck fo?

nikkas these days showin no love to their cocks. Tis' a shame man. Tis' a damn shame.

 

[Blackking]

You can pass on her and she'll call you gay.... or you can try to blow her back out with what you've got... If she's tells every female she knows that's your small(Whether true or not)... You still hit...

real shyt here.

I just recently overcame the 'idea' going around w random black chicks that I only date white chicks--- cuz I never even said good morning to 1 black woman n over a year.

Chicks spread shyt, and come up w shyt for no reason. I had black women hating on me (even ones at my company) .

I usually go after ratchets is the reason i never got at these educated broads.

 

[Blackking]

I gave you the benefit of the doubt, assuming you were a quality male. I knew you weren't though and my words would be in vain. You a ho so go fukk her so she can get her p*ssy ate by the both of you. At the end of the day, she make good money, and (assuming youre good looking) fukks bad nikkas so more power to her. She still a cheatin broad though.

thanks for ur permission. i am a hoe, i'm < 31 n "cute" and successful, what i look like not being a ho. I tried marriage before, I was the perfect husband (imo, lol) that hoe didn't act right (even if she didn't cheat) so fukk it.

and it's not about looks, most chicks think her mate looks good as well.

And yes, I will eat I saw her drinking some shyt from tim hortons... I think her pus prolly taste like French Vanilla - I will find out.

 

[Marco Zen]

How you fallin for that shyt breh.. Hos been doin that since the dawn of man. Do you really belive everything come out a bytch mouth? lol You all hyped up and buyin that game she spitting ... C'mon now

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

How you fallin for that shyt breh.. Hos been doin that since the dawn of man. Do you really belive everything come out a bytch mouth? lol You all hyped up and buyin that game she spitting ... C'mon now

exactly even they're tryna convince themselves of their own bullshyt. You just gotta not give a fukk about none of it lol.

 

[Remote]

You can pass on her and she'll call you gay.... or you can try to blow her back out with what you've got... If she's tells every female she knows that's your small(Whether true or not)... You still hit... fukk and chuck

 

[naijaboi]

Please oh!!! Chineke oh!!! Don't tellum...

Spoiler

you be Igbo girl

Spoiler

 

[J-Nice]

Betta hope the husband doesn't find out breh. Dude's can become psychotic when it comes to the idea of their wife messing with another man. I had a couple friends lose their lives over messing with another mans woman. You can't be that hard up for ass to be frolicking around with another mans woman.

 

[Raye82]

How you gonna be "that nikka" if you laid it down super proper? Let's be real now. She's the one who said it was big, dude didn't confirm or deny it. So when he whips it out and it's time to get it poppin you really think it's not gonna go down? All she's gonna tell her girls is how he put it down... and if he did too well she might not tell them at all for fear that they might try to pursue him. Breh fukk honesty.... that's what I'm tryna tell you man don't listen to women and this honesty shyt. Most of the dudes they fukk with the most are not honest...they want want sounds good/feels good/looks good... they're emotional. You're not tryna wife her so what's the point of being honest? Is she honest?

So yeah be "that nikka"... that nikka who laid the pipe like Supa mario. That nikka who's phone she's blowing up.

What I'm saying is be honest because if you come there with something other than what she thought, you could put in work like a slave and it won't matter. Her disappointment will override anything you do...like you said we are emotional. Also, if he whips out something and its not up to her standards, she could say no, you think women haven't done this . Trust me it happens.

Also, you don't have to outright say "I have a average penis size." The next time she says something you can say "I do alright."

 

[Dooby]

ick?

I plan on meeting up with this chick friday... Been flirting w her, but she has a man, whatever



She said I look like I will beat it up...... OK yeah, I plan to.

But then twice she implied that I have a big dikk


My shyt average... not like some porno dude.... I don't know WTF she's talking about or What makes her think that

She does alludes to it.... like she's anticipating it or something.

I don't know if I should care,,, but I sorta planed on getting dome for starters... now I'm feeling like I should just eat n stick... So she wont notice that it's not what she thinks it is
Should I just tell her, that it's not like that, and ask her what make her think that shyt?

(normally i would just ask my boy or something, but i just don't wanna have that convo)

First of all...she has a man, so you're her side piece. She's nothing to you and vice versa. Why do you even care what she thinks? She's a piece of shyt cheater anyways. You should get yours and KIM.

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

What I'm saying is be honest because if you come there with something other than what she thought, you could put in work like a slave and it won't matter. Her disappointment will override anything you do...like you said we are emotional. Also, if he whips out something and its not up to her standards, she could say no, you think women haven't done this . Trust me it happens.

Also, you don't have to outright say "I have a average penis size." The next time she says something you can say "I do alright."

Your advice= tell her and remain BFF's emotionally.
My advice= fukk what she's saying, imma bust her ass and have her doing all kinds of crazy shyt for me/because of me.
A man doesn't have to think like a woman to get some p*ssy. In fact, he should go on thinking like a man and do what he's aiming to do without overthinking it. It works, women have been fukking men since time immemorial and it ain't because the man was tryna think shyt out and give a woman exactly what she wanted... she got the D and that's it.. the rest falls right into place.