What do you do when she thinks you have a Big D?

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:obama: pretty much. Tell a chick youre average so she can be :ehh: average is better than small, but when its time whip it out and hope you get the :wtf: :ohhh: :ohlawd: :wow:


shyt when i whip mines out they see this

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:aicmon: y not?

She tried to pay for a couple meals... I didn't let her. I don't have to do shyt. She's 27 and a professional , and has more doe than me and her man.
I think I should give her what she's seeking. She's a 8/10 too, I been noticing her for like 4 months n shyt.
You're better than that, shes a cheat. Dont you think your penis is worth more than some broad that sees you as nothing but a jump? I know youre a dude and dudes dont usually care about being sidehos but Imma just give you this advice.
 

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:aicmon: y not?

She tried to pay for a couple meals... I didn't let her. I don't have to do shyt. She's 27 and a professional , and has more doe than me and her man.
I think I should give her what she's seeking. She's a 8/10 too, I been noticing her for like 4 months n shyt.

She ain't shyt. :smh:

Her man gonna find out.
 

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She ain't shyt. :smh:

Her man gonna find out.
lol, you are so about being faithful.

Thats madd cute queen.


And so what if he finds out? I'm a marksman. I'm used to box, years of kung fu, and recently i started bjj, What is he gonna do?

I'm jokin, I wouldn't beef over a chick, he would just have to deal w it. Y would he even b w a chick whose a 8/10 who makes all that money.... and then NOT do what u need to do to satisfy her? ?
 
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Women say lots of stuff brehette... it's our job to filter it out. She's projecting all this shyt on to him so let her. She'll be able to confirm or deny it when the time comes. So even if she's disappointed it'll be too late and he'll hit... and if he does a good job she'll forget all about it. Why tell her now? So she can possibly change her mind?

Disclaimer: Before I say this, I will say not all women do this...

You will probably disagree and that's fine, but its better to not hit it than to be a huge disappointment. You will be that "nikka." The nikka that lied about having a big penis (even though you didn't lie, you just let her think it) and was all up in her p*ssy, thinking he was doing something. This is what she is going to tell her friends. Hey, you might not give a fukk because you got that nut. But if you take pride in your stroke, then be honest and don't take that L. It would be fukk up, if you see her at the club and her and her friends are pointing and laughing doing this...

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You're better than that, shes a cheat. Dont you think your penis is worth more than some broad that sees you as nothing but a jump? I know youre a dude and dudes dont usually care about being sidehos but Imma just give you this advice.

So I call her a dime. She's really like a 8 on a good day, 7 on most days. But she's one of God's best creations imo- educated, natural hair, yoga, workouts, put me up on a couple books.... I'll beat it regardless of circumstances.

If i don't do it, my dikk will have a real issue with me... I made him smash some average hoes, he's never let me down, and I can't do him like that.
 

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I plan on meeting up with this chick friday... Been flirting w her, but she has a man, whatever:yeshrug:



She said I look like I will beat it up...... OK yeah, I plan to. :youngsabo:

But then twice she implied that I have a big dikk :mindblown:


My shyt average... not like some porno dude.... I don't know WTF she's talking about or What makes her think that:mindblown:

She does alludes to it.... like she's anticipating it or something.

I don't know if I should care,,, but I sorta planed on getting dome for starters... now I'm feeling like I should just eat n stick... So she wont notice that it's not what she thinks it is:noah:
Should I just tell her, that it's not like that, and ask her what make her think that shyt?

(normally i would just ask my boy or something, but i just don't wanna have that convo)
Shes waiting for you to confirm or deny your size since you're carrying yourself like some thug. Maybe you should come clean before you wind up catchin a :camby: Whores dont cheat on their man to fukk average. She can get that at home.
 

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this h0e got to be the dumbest broad i have ever come across. If not ever, she certainly up there.

she letting you hit for FREE because she as dumb as a brain-dead person and you self-doubting yourself? :heh::heh::heh:
 

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Disclaimer: Before I say this, I will say not all women do this...

You will probably disagree and that's fine, but its better to not hit it than to be a huge disappointment. You will be that "nikka." The nikka that lied about having a big penis (even though you didn't lie, you just let her think it) and was all up in her p*ssy, thinking he was doing something. This is what she is going to tell her friends. Hey, you might not give a fukk because you got that nut. But if you take pride in your stroke, then be honest and don't take that L. It would be fukk up, if you see her at the club and her and her friends are pointing and laughing doing this...

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How you gonna be "that nikka" if you laid it down super proper? Let's be real now. She's the one who said it was big, dude didn't confirm or deny it. So when he whips it out and it's time to get it poppin you really think it's not gonna go down? All she's gonna tell her girls is how he put it down... and if he did too well she might not tell them at all for fear that they might try to pursue him. Breh fukk honesty.... that's what I'm tryna tell you man don't listen to women and this honesty shyt. Most of the dudes they fukk with the most are not honest...they want want sounds good/feels good/looks good... they're emotional. You're not tryna wife her so what's the point of being honest? Is she honest?

So yeah be "that nikka"... that nikka who laid the pipe like Supa mario. That nikka who's phone she's blowing up.
 

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Shes waiting for you to confirm or deny your size since you're carrying yourself like some thug. Maybe you should come clean before you wind up catchin a :camby: Whores dont cheat on their man to fukk average. She can get that at home.
she only has seen me in suits... she's from the building so...

But - thugs are the ones built like that?,lol:ohhh:

she claims she never cheated before... claims that she got married too young or some bs.
 

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she only has seen me in suits... she's from the building so...

But - thugs are the ones built like that?,lol:ohhh:

she claims she never cheated before... claims that she got married too young or some bs.
Based how you talk and describe yourself on here im sure she thinks you're some goon in a business suit.

On some real shyt, how often do whores admit to being a habitual cheater. Its always their first time, they dont usually do this. I never met a slut that was like *o i cheat on that bum ass nikka any chance i get * Even a tramp wants to be taken seriously to some degree. shyts pathetic.
 

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this h0e got to be the dumbest broad i have ever come across. If not ever, she certainly up there.

she letting you hit for FREE because she as dumb as a brain-dead person and you self-doubting yourself? :heh::heh::heh:
lol, am i posed to be paying for the pus?

She has doe, so really I can't offer her nothing but to make her laugh n cum.
 
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