What do you do when she thinks you have a Big D?

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i don't loveher tho... I do like her a lot , but fukk it...

I wish that nikka would just go away.... but i don't wanna have to ccw his ass so I'll prolly leave it alone.

bytch send me a text even After all this shyt... tonight, talking bout " u change ur mind about anything we talked about?" :banderas:

I'm not about to be her just in case nikka, if that nikka bounces, lol.

Actually, that probably wasn't her. It could have been him using her phone trying to catch you two. He was probably trying to get you to tell him what she has been saying to you. I hope you didn't response :usure:.
 

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Tonight this married couple came in and asked me to be their g/f. The are both young, attactive and wealthy. He is Black and she is White. The husband said he had an 11incher. And the wife confirmed it. lol I denied the request but I would like to see what 11" looks like. :ehh: I don't think I'd want to feel it though. I like having internal organs.

 

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I disagree with telling women you're average.. some women dont even know what big or small really is until they see it. Some women see 8 inches and think that shyt is 10 inches cuz they dont know how to measure. Just let her think what she's gonna think breh. You tell her youre average and you're really not, you might warp her perception and she'll really think that you are.
and fukk up the game for the real average nikkas :damn:
 

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Tonight this married couple came in and asked me to be their g/f. The are both young, attactive and wealthy. He is Black and she is White. The husband said he had an 11incher. And the wife confirmed it. lol I denied the request but I would like to see what 11" looks like. :ehh: I don't think I'd want to feel it though. I like having internal organs.
whats the biggest u ever had and what do you consider big in general? :patrice:
 

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Actually, that probably wasn't her. It could have been him using her phone trying to catch you two. He was probably trying to get you to tell him what she has been saying to you. I hope you didn't response :usure:.
Naw, apparently that nikka knows what i do.... so I said I have a meeting and some shyt to present then i hung up...

lol, like imma tell him "yeah ya girl is madd curious about what da peen lookin like"
 

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Disclaimer: Before I say this, I will say not all women do this...

You will probably disagree and that's fine, but its better to not hit it than to be a huge disappointment. You will be that "nikka." The nikka that lied about having a big penis (even though you didn't lie, you just let her think it) and was all up in her p*ssy, thinking he was doing something. This is what she is going to tell her friends. Hey, you might not give a fukk because you got that nut. But if you take pride in your stroke, then be honest and don't take that L. It would be fukk up, if you see her at the club and her and her friends are pointing and laughing doing this...

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do not listen to this advice unless you want to be scared of p*ssy forever.

This is a female's way of thinking. You will forever be with chicks based on what you think they think of you and be paranoid. You'll always try to meet their standards and be a slave to them. Whatever you tell her (I'm average, I do alright, wtv), she could still think whatever once she sees it and the same scenario Raye82 described could still happen in theory. so according to that logic you should never sleep with a chick cause you may disappoint her and she will tell all her friends. Like i said, this is the female way of thinking and you wonder why a lot of them are neurotic.

You cannot control someone's thoughts. do what you need to do and fukk her without caring what she thinks, do what you want to do to her (ironically she will enjoy it more if you dont give a fukk what she thinks)
 

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whats the biggest u ever had and what do you consider big in general? :patrice:

8" is my biggest and too big IMO
7" is perfect and what I consider "big"
6" is perfectly fine too

Size is not as important as girth or shape. One of my ex b/f was shaped like a damn curly fry. :damn: shyt was terrible.
 

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ick?

I plan on meeting up with this chick friday... Been flirting w her, but she has a man, whatever:yeshrug:



She said I look like I will beat it up...... OK yeah, I plan to. :youngsabo:

But then twice she implied that I have a big dikk :mindblown:


My shyt average... not like some porno dude.... I don't know WTF she's talking about or What makes her think that:mindblown:

She does alludes to it.... like she's anticipating it or something.

I don't know if I should care,,, but I sorta planed on getting dome for starters... now I'm feeling like I should just eat n stick... So she wont notice that it's not what she thinks it is:noah:
Should I just tell her, that it's not like that, and ask her what make her think that shyt?

(normally i would just ask my boy or something, but i just don't wanna have that convo)
Wait.....your considering eating a broad that has a boyfriend? nikkaz wild out chea smh
 

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Wait.....your considering eating a broad that has a boyfriend? nikkaz wild out chea smh

i only ate 2 chicks since 2011- n smashed plenty. IF a chick, meets the educated dime requirements and seems like a nice person w a nice body.... :eat:

I'm picky but I love to feast. Found out the it's been a while for them two, so maybe his past nut has dried up by now :heh:
 

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it's really not a big deal. i took this one fine dark skin shorty from her man, cause this dudes diick was equivalent to a horses'(so she says), but he couldn't make her nut for nothing. she said he'd just stick it in and stab at it for a mins and be done with it. he wouldn't eat the pu$$ either. i gladly put it down for the average sizers.:obama: there's nothing like having a chick talk mad shiit until she's got that look of pure ecstasy on her face and spouting random phrases from her mouth cause you got her squirting all over your diick.
 
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