What are some bars in rap songs you found hilarious but weren't intended to be funny

[maxamusa]

Let's play freeze tag with icepicks
Nightshift, selling white shyt to white chicks
Bikes with vicegrips, scuffed up Huffies
For the crime, do Shyne time, that's fukked up Puffy
You the type to get fukked up monthly, beat down daily
And smoke up your disability check
Sean Price, 'bout as real as it get
I'm no fool, I'm old school like I'm Artis Gilmore with the sket
If ya', walk on my block and talk about Ruck
You get touched motherfukker, 'cause you talk too much
Come walk with P (P), so you all can see
How I get dough, spit flows, to a awkward beat
Better look both ways 'fore you cross the street
The Pirelli's on the Porsche push you off your feet
Sean P, one half of the incredible rap team
Y'all nikkas smoked out, incredible crack fiends

 

[Mandizi]

"I gotta keep my mouth shut and don't say 'what what', but, yo, it's hard to"

Matter fact a bunch of random shyt he's said

"Puerto Ricans with dreads"

"Bone a bytch in her butt, make her say 'what what'"

"My dad, he was a boxer, God, and he was really was glad"

"For years I've been buyin my coke for the same cat (jhericurlnikka)
dominican nikka who look black"

The way he said the ad-lib in parenthesis so quick was straight comedy.

 

[Erratic415]

Pick ANY line from this song it's an unintentionally hilarious classic

As soon as he said "SUP FRED" I started laughing




TRYING TO SIGN DAZ nikka DAZ WILL SIGN YOU !!!!!!

I never expected to hear someone insult another person by calling them a “salamander” lol

 

[get these nets]

When LL said...

"They tell me don't drink and drive I say what is this..."

*beat stops*

"...Mind ya business "

Pass the Heineken

 

[get these nets]

Fighting over colors
All that gang shyts for DUMB MUTHAfukkAS!!!!

The way he said this shyt

And he lived to see the BX banging under the banners of West Coast gangs

 

[FreshAIG]

Another thing that always cracks me up is when the chorus or sample in a song asks a question and the rapper responds

Like Dip Set "Whats Really Good" or "Oh Boy"

"What's Really Good?"
"ME MOTHERfukkER!!!!" - Juelz

 

[Knucklehead]

Drake saying “You Scared of the 6” on Travis album to me is the funniest line I’ve ever heard in a hip-hop song.

 

[raw613]

" you here strike one, talking shyt strike 2" dmx, i dunno dmx saying being there was the first thing homie did wrong was always funny to me

 

[raw613]

Another thing that always cracks me up is when the chorus or sample in a song asks a question and the rapper responds

Like Dip Set "Whats Really Good" or "Oh Boy"

"What's Really Good?"
"ME MOTHERfukkER!!!!" - Juelz

" you're as cold as ice" " fukk you tell me something new"

 

[-Quikness-]

50 to Ja Rule :

"2pacs shoes too big for you to walk in ya lil fakkit"

Always gets me

 

[Trajan]

Pull out this kite from this white bytch
Talking ’bout, ”Dear Ghost, you the only nikka I know
Like when the cops come, you never hide your toast”

The image of Ghostface opening his mail and reading that letter in jail...... from a white chick who drops the n word and who commends him on brazenly having his gun out in front of cops

 

[Capitol]

Ayoo it's the new flavour, the next step
Phonte, best kept secret since the aids cure

It makes me chuckle cuz it's a slick line but at the same time

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

“yo i-cham punched mase in his face over some bullshyt”

 

[Erratic415]

Ice Cube: I’m only out for one thing

Flavor Flav: what’s that?

Ice Cube: The p*ssy, the money, and the mic

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Pick any LOX song and there's something that's hilarious....

Let's go with Styles P on "Wild Out"

And if you under 21, you shouldn't listen to this
You hate a nikka, go and kill him while he takin' a shyt
So when the cops come and get him, he'll be makin' 'em sick
So they could feel how I feel, I had a probable cause
You know the shyt that happens when you don't follow the boss
Follow the rules, kids get followed to school