What are some bars in rap songs you found hilarious but weren't intended to be funny

[Deltron]

It might purposely have been funny, since it's on the same album ether was on but

Nature moved to Marcy, nothing else to say nature moved to Marcy

Always made me

Paired with the song outro where nas talks mad shyt

 

[ArchStanton]

Wish Bone on Thug Luv always gets me. Just the idea of sending flowers to his victim's mom and telling her he was dead wrong, dead wrong, now he long gone, long gone. Cold!


"We about to bust. Straight got the infrared, put it on his forehead
Makes a move, send flowers straight to his home
Put a card in the muthafukka, send it to his mama
Tell her he was dead wrong, dead wrong, now he long gone, long gone."

 

[Yehuda]

"I keep the gear fresh, I keep the braids rugged
I never wear rubbers, bytch, if I get AIDS, fukk it"

Him being adamant about letting it be known he didn't care about AIDS was crazy

"If Big L got the Aids then every cutie in the city got it"

"If I catch AIDS then I'mma start raping bytches"

 

[IntellectualViolence]

Nore - Bloody Money


Yo what happened? Police kicked door, yo he was rappin'
Your wife - what what! What what! Dressed indecent
A hundred crackers, son it's the one-ten precinct

 

[Walter H White]

I know it hurts/
knowing me and your man be sharing skirts/


Richie Rich on Ratha be Ya Nukka

 

[GollyImGully]

"My gun hotter than the stove its on
So hot, even I thought the stove was on
But the stove was off, I was just rolling hot
I would just roam the block"

like nikka what are you even saying right now? he dead ass went in the booth and spit that bullshyt. not only that they recorded the video for SMACK

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Biggie: . smack the bytch in the face and take her her gucci bag and her North Face off her back, jab her if she act"

 

[Drake's Tan]

At 2:25

Lost all control, my shoulders hold a lot of weight
Just like first I'm sold an eight, then told it's not an eight
But then it's out of state, and it's too late for changes to be made
That's what I get for fukking with strangers in the shade

Like I guess he's talking about getting ripped off on a drug deal OT, but just the way he says it sounds mad funny to me.

 

[Yehuda]

"My gun hotter than the stove its on
So hot, even I thought the stove was on
But the stove was off, I was just rolling hot
I would just roam the block"

like nikka what are you even saying right now? he dead ass went in the booth and spit that bullshyt. not only that they recorded the video for SMACK

I was thinking about posting this lol.



Whoever made this was spot on.

 

[Mike the Executioner]

"If your man left his joint in the whip, then tell him go get it"

I always thought this line was random and hilarious. Guru just mentioning that you need to tell your friend to get his weed from the car.

 

[Drake's Tan]

At 1:46

Have you ever read a book called "The Catcher in the Rye?"
It so happens I'm lookin for a copy I can buy

Did he really think this was a dope bar?

 

[Deltron]

At 1:46





Did he really think this was a dope bar?

bis got a treasure trove of lines

 

[Drake's Tan]

bis got a treasure trove of lines

The notepad battle had some.

"Those look like tom cruise's mom's shoes"

"Are you a fakkit? Or a vampire that sucked fakkit blood?"

 

[Yehuda]

"Just think if I ain't empty the clip and he killed me, would I still be living?"

No?

 

[Smokin Rider]

"Killa had an obsession for poppin unexpected, he would just pop off when you wouldn't expect it" - Prodigy