My goodness,
What are some bars in rap songs you found hilarious but weren't intended to be funny
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I said this in another thread recently but the way he used the sample as part of the lyrics cracks me up, breh just sounds unnecessarily belligerent
Put hands on that nicca like *oooh*
Just beat the shyt out you, I brawl like an animal
Your whole team'll scramble and *get away*
When we come through pushing new trucks
bytches be pushing and shoving to look at us
They go *oooh* you take a good look, bytch
It might be the last time you see gangstas like this
Put hands on that nicca like *oooh*
Just beat the shyt out you, I brawl like an animal
Your whole team'll scramble and *get away*
When we come through pushing new trucks
bytches be pushing and shoving to look at us
They go *oooh* you take a good look, bytch
It might be the last time you see gangstas like this
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the cac mamba
Veteran
Erratic415
Superstar
Fighting over colors
All that gang shyts for DUMB MUTHAfukkAS!!!!
The way he said this shyt
fukk Compton is hilarious. The whole Michele part.
Step to Me is kind of funny too.
“The only dope rapper you had was I-C-E
But you tried to jerk him like a sucker
That's why he's larger than you dumb muthafukkas!!”
“Peace to Ice Cube, peace to Ice-T
DJ Quik, you can suck my dikk”
For some reason that Quik line made me laugh, I can’t explain why.
Black Rob on "By a Stranger" when he says "I just came to get my shyt no anger you was the one kissing a stranger" I always laugh because of his flow. I imagine dude hitting a b-boy pose after saying it like he flamed shawty or something.
The Devil's Advocate
Call me Dad
It's really crazy how much hip hop history has been lost. The fact every issue of magazines like The Source, Vibe, Right On, etc aren't filed online, is truly sad....Always wondered what he meant when he said "Irv Gotti, I can't wait for Raekwon to break fool". Was this like when you're drunk af and you randomly tell one of your homies to step to the dude you started the fight with?
Was Kurupt like "yeah, Rae gonna get at y'all! WU TANG!"
And Rae's just
I say that to say, this line is because Raekwon and a few Wu members stomped out Irv Gotti back in the day. Right around the same time that Kurupt dissed DMX, and gave him this bar bringing it up. The only reason I remember, is because the Raekwon story was in the Source about a month or two before this, and I had a subscription. There's a lot of stories like this that aren't on the internet. Like the time Silkk da Shocker admitted he freestyles all his rhymes and that's why it's off beat.
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Erratic415
Superstar
“Grooves so funky, they come with a speed stick”
“I get plenty of ass, so call me an Astro-naut”
“Bibb bow wow wow wow wow
Yipity yie yo, yipity yo yie yeah”
“And when I'm funking the bytches they go huhhhhhh
When I'm funkin' the bytches they go huhhhhhh”
His self-snitching interviews talking about murdering people when his voice raises a couple octaves and he says “I seen him do it!”
“I get plenty of ass, so call me an Astro-naut”
“Bibb bow wow wow wow wow
Yipity yie yo, yipity yo yie yeah”
“And when I'm funking the bytches they go huhhhhhh
When I'm funkin' the bytches they go huhhhhhh”
Ar-Ab has me dying with some of the shyt he says
"I turned my aunt house into the cooking channel"
"The way the coke perform, it should have won a Grammy"
His self-snitching interviews talking about murdering people when his voice raises a couple octaves and he says “I seen him do it!”
Redwood
Superstar
His self-snitching interviews talking about murdering people when his voice raises a couple octaves and he says “I seen him do it!”
I took some bricks from some people... recently!
FunkDoc1112
Heavily Armed
N.O.R.E on What U Rep
"Yo as a youth I had ringworms and all that shyt
A lil dirt ball nikka, throwin dirt at ya clique"
So random and we ain't need to know that shyt
And Prodigy on Temperature's Rising saying "We chopped his body up, 6 Degrees of Separation" for some reason tying something so evil to the title of a comedy movie is so depraved and detached it's hilarious to me even though it's a pretty basic and obvious reference
Hell even the version from the remix where it's "Chopped his body up and sent it in a Next-Day Mail pack"
"Yo as a youth I had ringworms and all that shyt
A lil dirt ball nikka, throwin dirt at ya clique"
So random and we ain't need to know that shyt
And Prodigy on Temperature's Rising saying "We chopped his body up, 6 Degrees of Separation" for some reason tying something so evil to the title of a comedy movie is so depraved and detached it's hilarious to me even though it's a pretty basic and obvious reference
Hell even the version from the remix where it's "Chopped his body up and sent it in a Next-Day Mail pack"
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FunkDoc1112
Heavily Armed
Same verse: MY CLAN INCREASE LIKE BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT
Similarly, Obie Trice on Drips: "p*ssy tighter than the conditions of us black folks"
Like dude mentioned with the How Do U Want It line, nikkas randomly talking about serious topics in the middle of some bullshyt is just fukking hilarious
DontEemTry
Superstar
When LL said...
"They tell me don't drink and drive I say what is this...
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*beat stops*
"...Mind ya business
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"They tell me don't drink and drive I say what is this...
"*beat stops*
"...Mind ya business
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