What are some bars in rap songs you found hilarious but weren't intended to be funny

[Deltron]

“I still whip your ass, you thirty-six in a karate class
You Tae-bo hoe, trying to work it out, you tryna' get brolic?”


I wonder what Nas doin when he made Ether.


Calling Jay a Tae-Bo hoe was actually hilarious to me.

That was so random along with the line about Nas coccing his weapon on a Camel and his soldiers

think he took the tae-bo part from jay's MTV diary ep

and Ether is intentionally funny

Nas cracking mad jokes and showing his utter disgust

 

[Yehuda]

School boy Q. Drugs Kill..
girl: yeah right!
Q: bytch I'm for real

Isn't that Bizarre from D12?

 

[Yehuda]

Papoose having a whole diatribe about who gets to rock chains:

When a nicca straight p*ssy, he can't rock a necklace
He don't deserve that, I ain't talking reckless
That's a honor in the hood, ain't nobody jealous
If he a bird, then pluck his feathers
Back in the days, only the kings wore gold
They wore it 'til they perished
If we don't cherish that, what the fukk we gon' cherish?

 

[Mike Wins]

“Neptunes I got a cocker spaniel”

“I'm in the club pissy drunk like, "Ahhhdadidaaaaa!!!!!!"
And mami took it proper like, "Dadadidaaaaa!!!!!!"

Always figured Nore was trying to be funny because that's his personality but yeah he got a lot

"Hennessy straight, with tomato juice"

"On my way to the airport, the limo drive
And then this cat pulled up, in a pure white five
He said he hate me, and he wished that I'd die
I rolled the window down and I said what's up?
I said fukk you, then I rolled the shyt back up"

 

[Bondye Vodou]

Every tramp in the stable got manners. My face alone demand that you pay me handsome - Roc Marc Bad JuJu

 

[Mac Ten]

think he took the tae-bo part from jay's MTV diary ep

and Ether is intentionally funny

Nas cracking mad jokes and showing his utter disgust

Hell yeah…


Nas reminds me of that quiet homeboy in every bunch that doesn’t say anything at all but has a mouth full of insults ready to sting you.

 

[Blackrogue]

Isn't that Bizarre from D12?

you right, I dont know why I thought Q had said something similar I don't know why I thought it was him. Maybe cause he says funny shyt. But yeah this is from purple pills

 

[Blackrogue]

Not a rap song but a clever line from a singer was I heard you like magic I got a wand and a rabbit

 

[Turbulent]

Tupac

Congratulations on the wedding, I hope your wife know
She got a playa for life, and that's no bullshyttin'

I don’t know why that shyt have me laughing all the time

Lol, that and "but you're a MUSLIM now, no more dope game..."

 

[BlackMajik]

Tweedy Bird Loc - What's Really Goin' On

Yella and Dre is two gay mothafukkas
And Lonzo fukked 'em good when they was in the Wreckin' Cru
so they ate two cans of man and became nikkas with attitudes


To Michel'le with that fukked up voice
“Something's in my throat” and it's a dikk!

That whole song is hilarious

So what's up with you D O to the C
I heard u got fukked up when u ran into a tree
So now you need your ass wiped
Go call the doctor cuz u and Michel'le sound alike

 

[BlackMajik]

Do, do, boo-do, doo-doo
Do, do, do-do, do, do
Shut the fukk up bytch, you can't sing
You sound like a kid playing on a swing

Fighting over colors
All that gang shyts for DUMB MUTHAfukkAS!!!!

The way he said this shyt

 

[FreshAIG]

"Have your mom come outside to a flat tire, shoot her in the head 'til it catch fire"

There's a bunch on Blow 3 and Blow 4

"I just bang off top no freestyle
bytches see my instagram like please smile....NO"

LOL

 

[FreshAIG]

Man I remember laughing at this shhit like gasping for air laughing, .

DMX got madd lines that are unintentionally funny…maybe kinda intentional, he was hilarious lowkey




“You gits no pass /
You can explain to my nikkas while they whip yo ass”

, I can see that visual clearly. Explain yourself to nigs who ain’t tryna hear none of that brehs

Another one 50 had that always killed me was the beginning third verse on Rowdy Rowdy

"Yo, some nikka just shot the block up, god (Word?)
He had the same shyt you got on, dog (Word?)
I know you don' did it so get the fukk up outta hear, ya heard?
I run with nikkas that spray your strip and stay there and shyt"

LMAO

 

[Yehuda]

Man I remember laughing at this shhit like gasping for air laughing, .

DMX got madd lines that are unintentionally funny…maybe kinda intentional, he was hilarious lowkey

I knew exactly what part it was gonna be before I hit play lol.

 

[FreshAIG]

that nikka retarded



bytch you bet' not be out with them nikkas

oh oh

Whole song is JOKES lol