What are some bars in rap songs you found hilarious but weren't intended to be funny

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Whats the Troy Ave song where he gets caught slipping in the car and

"Jesus says you aint hitting shyt"
 

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"I gotta keep my mouth shut and don't say 'what what', but, yo, it's hard to"

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Matter fact a bunch of random shyt he's said

"Puerto Ricans with dreads"

"Bone a bytch in her butt, make her say 'what what'"

"My dad, he was a boxer, God, and he was really was glad"
 

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Man I remember laughing at this shhit like gasping for air laughing, 😂😂😂.

DMX got madd lines that are unintentionally funny…maybe kinda intentional, he was hilarious lowkey




“You gits no pass /
You can explain to my nikkas while they whip yo ass”

😂, I can see that visual clearly. Explain yourself to nigs who ain’t tryna hear none of that brehs

 
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I perscribe some neo gothic antibiotics

I love Canibus but that was the most lyrically miraculous line of all time.
 

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Matter fact a bunch of random shyt he's said

"Puerto Ricans with dreads"

"Bone a bytch in her butt, make her say 'what what'"

"My dad, he was a boxer, God, and he was really was glad"

“Neptunes I got a cocker spaniel”

“I'm in the club pissy drunk like, "Ahhhdadidaaaaa!!!!!!"
And mami took it proper like, "Dadadidaaaaa!!!!!!"
 

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“I still whip your ass, you thirty-six in a karate class
You Tae-bo hoe, trying to work it out, you tryna' get brolic?”


I wonder what Nas doin when he made Ether.


Calling Jay a Tae-Bo hoe was actually hilarious to me.

That was so random along with the line about Nas coccing his weapon on a Camel and his soldiers
 
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