What are some bars in rap songs you found hilarious but weren't intended to be funny

Rhyme n Tekniq

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Almost any Hot Boy$ song where they talking bout a chick

'Kisha', 'Dog Ass', 'Catch yo Cut'

Crown goes to Juve

"Let's say im in a room with a bytch
and that hoe dont wan' fukk/
like a man ima beat my meat
and get my fukkin nut/
Fa'sho she gon be drove then/
Then ima cut the tv off and go to sleep on that ho then/
now tell that to your girlfriend, you tell her everything else/


I dun fixed these bytches house up-
and had them living swell/
But still a nikka like me was eating at Taco Bell/


Oh Wait...

Master P serious as all fukkk rapped:

"“Indonesia, don’t tease ya. I’m in the Benz with a bow legged beaver.
I likes to flip my pancakes up
And sex, I likes to give it to 'em rough"

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Why did the little girl walk around with a gold fish in her pocket
So she could smell like the big girl
And check the one with the fast mouth
Just get your money if you have to knock her motherfukking ass out


SUGA FREE- Bring It On:laugh:
 
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She like, "I left my weed at home, can you get me stoned?"
Baby, that is not an excuse
 
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