What are some bars in rap songs you found hilarious but weren't intended to be funny

[FreshAIG]

Jadakiss calling Beanie a “fat smelly mothafukka…..fat stinkin nikka, what bytch wanna lay with you?”

Diggety Dog on Pass the 40 and Diddy on Dolly My Baby. Just so hilariously awful.

Diggety Dog on Pass the 40 is the worst verse of all-time and the best verse of all-time all in 1 lmaoo

 

[get these nets]

And while we're blaming society
He's at a party with his man
They got their eye on the gold chain that the next man's wearing
It looks good, but they ain't staring

From Just to Get a Rep


To this day, we use the first line when people make excuses for violent criminals.
Don't ask me why but the way Guru pronounced gold chain confused me the 1st time I heard this song, and has been funny ever since.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

You goddamn right I fukk fans

Naaaaah Jamie don't start that shyt, blood on my wallies like ketchup. 911 low battery damn

Ghost be killing me

 

[FreshAIG]

"I'll throw a TV at you crazy" - Prodigy

 

[DaSk8D00D]

"I AINT NOTHIN LIKE YOU CAP nikkaS" - Future - Came to the Party

Hook on that song was mid to me but I been randomly shouting that bar out for weeks

 

[Lonj]

"It's 10 o'clock hoe, where the fukk's your seed at?"

Wu got a ton of hilarious non-sequitors

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

"She say I'm stingy, I say, "I don't need you bytch"
Go 'head leave, see if I chase you, shyt!
Tell yo' mammy, I catch her in the streets I'ma get her
She know I'm on parole, why she call police on a nikka?- 50 Cent

 

[WIA20XX]

Who is it? (Fred)
Who? Fred?

Who the hell is Fred?

@4:50

 

[WIA20XX]

"It's 10 o'clock hoe, where the fukk's your seed at?"

Wu got a ton of hilarious non-sequitors

 

[Digital Omen]

"I'll throw a TV at you crazy" - Prodigy

the venom and disgust in "I don't give a fukk what you sold, that shyt is trash!" kills me every time
in my mind he was thinking of the camel when he spit that

 

[Ghost Utmost]

The whole first part of Regulate where Warren G is getting his azz whooped.

I made a thread on it years ago that did numbers.

"I looked at the brothers like damn what's next"

I felt like at that moment it was some booty goons standing over him. Rubbing their hands like Birdman.

 

[LandryFieldsDad]

I'm under your daughter's bed
Hop out like surprise! With the predator gun
-sheek

 

[Erratic415]

“My mom told me to get a job, fukk that!!!”- Big L

The whole first part of Regulate where Warren G is getting his azz whooped.

I made a thread on it years ago that did numbers.

"I looked at the brothers like damn what's next"

I felt like at that moment it was some booty goons standing over him. Rubbing their hands like Birdman.

That whole song is pretty funny and ridiculous.

 

[KillKenny]

Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read "Ice Cube's a Pimp"

 

[Blackrogue]

School boy Q. Drugs Kill..
girl: yeah right!
Q: bytch I'm for real