What are some bars in rap songs you found hilarious but weren't intended to be funny

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wizworld said:
Pick ANY line from this song it's an unintentionally hilarious classic

As soon as he said "SUP FRED" I started laughing




TRYING TO SIGN DAZ nikka DAZ WILL SIGN YOU !!!!!!

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Always wondered what he meant when he said "Irv Gotti, I can't wait for Raekwon to break fool". Was this like when you're drunk af and you randomly tell one of your homies to step to the dude you started the fight with?

Was Kurupt like "yeah, Rae gonna get at y'all! WU TANG! :pacspit:"

And Rae's just :dahell:
 
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FreshAIG said:
One that always sticks out is when X said in 4,3,2,1

"Do you value your life as much as your possessions?
Don't be a stupid nikka, learn a lesson
I'm gon get you either way and it's better to live
So let me get what's in yo sock cause it's better to give than receive"

How you gonna rob a nikka and hit them with a Bible quote to justify the robbery, telling the victim what you're actually doing is a good deed when you think about it.

LOL shyt was always funny to me.
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lol nah I think he's saying respect the jux

Don't make a scene because I will shoot you (you receive bullets) and still take your shyt
 
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So me, I got my 40 when I'm shyttin on the toilet,
I'm paranoid, starin' hard to get ya ass hit
(Look at em', LOOK AT EM')


then later in the verse :skip:



What's hannin, Michael Vick
Don't snitch
Tell that judge he kill deers
And it's real
 
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DMX's whole first verse dissing Ja and gay people on Where the Hood At. All that emphasis of letting people know he’s NOT into trannies lol

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Tupac

Congratulations on the wedding, I hope your wife know
She got a playa for life, and that's no bullshyttin'

I don’t know why that shyt have me laughing all the time
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2PAC Was Actually Extremely Mad On “I Ain’t Mad At Cha”

First of all, I wanna point out that this song was an example of why PAC was so great. Cause he gave you real ass emotions. Now this thread is basically about the first verse, where he is talking about his homie. Basically Pac is telling him he’s not mad at him for changing his life, but if...
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Biggie "Gimme the Loot"

"So go get your man bytch he can get robbed too
Tell em biggie took it what the fukk he gonna do?"

Always made me laugh. I'm just imaging a chick telling her man who robbed her and him just saying "Damn, that's crazy" as a response on some "I ain't got nothing to do with that. Not my problem." shyt lol
 
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