What are some bars in rap songs you found hilarious but weren't intended to be funny

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Cormega coming back at Nas on "Poetry"

Nasty Nas, all ya life you praise me, ya daughter might be Jay-Z's - the way he says it

I got shot ain't no denying I didn't, but I was sending fire at nyggas
WHAT THE FUKK YOU TALKING BOUT BYTCH!
"Poetry"


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1.Think it’s a game when it ain’t,I’m lettin you talk,but bytch I’ll knock yo lips off! Gotttdamn:russ:

2.Then I’ll grab ya grandma by her weave hair,and beat her ass with that wooden leg she wear! :mjlol:

3.I’ll plant this 10 and a half so deep ya azz that you’ll be looking like a fakkit on the rag! :lolbron:

All verses from THE NOTORIOUS WILLIE D OF THE GETO BOYS!! :blessed:

How about writing a rhyme about getting your azz ate and giving it to Bushwick Bill to say those dudes were wild

Kathleen Jenkins got done dirty
 

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I’m big as a muthafukka, I don’t look fast.

I’ll jump up quick and put my dikk in your ass :dahell: :what: :dame:
 

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"I had no money left from acting, I was focused on the music. I used to always try and burn you CDs of my new shyt. You'd be like 'Who's this?' I'd be like 'Me, girl'/You'd be like 'Oh word, true shyt?'/Then ask if we could listen to Ludacris." :gucci:

car rides made me feel like I was losing it :to:
 

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Dress plain, crib in White Plains, my life’s changed
Polite ways, nice waves, white slaves
My Nikes is like the ice age, Ice Capades
I rock the Isaac Hayes shades, it was a phase

Roc Marciano is so deadpan with his delivery that I don't know if he's joking or not half the time :mjlol:
 

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Why my seed is not well off like your daughter /why u copped a phantom while your man wears his walkman

Broke nikka lake expect nas to do his job as a parent
Wait!:patrice:

*Shuffles thru mental jukebox*

"How you a man waiting for the next man to get rich? Yo plan is to stick out ya hand real quick? So if he feed ya family and he serve yo shït. Then he deserve the head you get and he deserve ya bïtch" :ohhh:
 

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This is not supposed to be funny at all but the bars are just turrible

AZie was talking a lot of hot shyt on these records so you know his character in the movie "Paid In Full" wasn't 100% accurate



I always figured Wood Harris's character was really watered down and a lot worse in real life.

Was he actually serious about the rap career? I was guessing he was doing it to try to wash money.

The whole first part of Regulate where Warren G is getting his azz whooped.

I made a thread on it years ago that did numbers.

"I looked at the brothers like damn what's next"

I felt like at that moment it was some booty goons standing over him. Rubbing their hands like Birdman.

Getting robbed and contemplating "I wish I had wings so I could fly away" LOL
 

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For all the bytches that didn’t give me no p*ssy fukk you in ya a$$hole.

Wayne had me dying when he said that. nikka sounded mad as hell like some bytch rejected him before he went in the booth.

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Tell me your cheesin fam we can do this on camera crodie. Being from Toronto I legit had tears in my eyes how Kendrick was making fun of how nikkaz talk up here. It was unexpected how he did that shyt was funny as fukk to me.
 
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